La Chupacabra... Hunter of Goats...
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@pracidai
La Chupacabra... Hunter of Goats...
That one Shockodile girl online gets so much crap considering
1. it's not her pet
2. it doesn't live in her house
3. All her photos are made by summoning a construct of her Shockodile Friend
4. Every dumbass posting about it has untrained dogs they taught to cast Combustion because of a tictac trend
Punkass undergrads with pracidiers killing kids' rat companions because um uh it's their natural instincts dude relax
VOLTY DESERVED TO LIVE HE WAS MY FRIEND OF FIVE YEARS I'M STILL MAD YOUR TINY BEAST KILLED HIM
Infohazards CANNOT harm you. Do not hold them in your mind.
Infohazards CANNOT harm you. hold them in your mind.
Infohazards harm you. hold them in your mind.
THE WRAITH DOES NOT EXIST. BELIEF IN THE WRAITH IS NOT ADVISED. BELIEF IN THE WRAITH IS AN I-
Infohazards cannot harm you. Do not hold them in your mind.
Doing this paper on invasive Giant Tawny Crazy ants SUCKS why are there no photos of their nests anywhere
Like I get it it's just detritus or whatever, rocks, fallen trees
Can we not get pictures of that?
Surely they can't just have the same looking nests as their smaller relatives...
I thought I found a study where they were measuring sabinos in the vicinity of a potential nest and they were trending larger
Surely they don't... Just make the trees bigger and fell them for more nesting...
That's scary... I don't know...
Satellite imagery shows like no grass for miles of the nest but it's so dusty from the lack of undergrowth it's like a small cloud of dirt near constantly
Okay so the aphids or whatever they have eat all the low hanging stuff and that ruins the soil interesting
They literally terraform it lowkey?? No?
There's no giant fire ants near em that's for sure so one competitor removed
Okay wow this paper says they plotted it and the median distance is like 10 km away before anyone found fire ants again
Effed up that just stretching and holding out your muscles at full extension back to full compression also helps you hold more magic for higher Megajoule spells
My Soul returning to the Dimension 5 km and two different vector translations away from ours when I Die
Oh you! I remember your revolting aura, you argued with me about your right to say rape over mic during online gaming. And Now You Will Pay.
Hold. You will remain for once more second. I just sensed an LLM CEO who never introspected a day in his life over there.
YOU.
every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes
Talking to med students is so cursed like what do you mean there's no singular "healing" spell and even knowing how to fully reconstruct an arm just lets you heal compound fractures at best
You're telling me that because limbs/bodies vary so heavily in size, bone density, salinity, pH and whatever else, 9 times out of 10 you have to just get the framework back together and juice the natural healing response???
To say nothing of practicing medicine on people born with magical allergies or brain disorders who have difficulty casting spells and such so you have to go full physical or at least kinematic spell surgery
He started talking to me about the history of necromancers and how ethics are required classes because of like 6 separate unethical immortality attempts each in completely different places and I knew I could never be a doctor right then and there what the...
every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes
fantasy creatures are literally real and they can see the posts you make about them so next time think before making "puts you in a jar with a leaf" or "pulls on your wings as always" because we can see this kind of shit and they remember.
*they
puts you in a jar without a leaf. what now.
what is your problem
I think that is a question that can only be answered by you alone
If it's a decent crystal structure it can be used for a fair amount of magic storage!
Happens every year, people ignore the signage and don't bring local dishes to placate the Fae on their hike and then get surprised when the Sombrojos are EXTREMELY angry about the disrespect
I've got something really fun today!
Most people know how mushrooms can be hard to distinguish from each other, but did you know the same could be true of your common chicken?
The Chicken of the Woods is a sort of perfectly average chicken. In the literal sense! The main way to distinguish it from other chickens is the lack of any extremes.
The exact height and weight of a chicken on Cyclowiki. The most common coloration and no distinguishing patterns or variance.
The perfect mutation. A suresign of Magical Corruption.
You see... feral chickens without mortal influence includes our natural magical dampening from our gluttonous subconscious...
But magic follows what we think about... even out there.
And occasionally that corruption manifests in a Chicken of the Woods!
A chicken so infused with magic on its death, reaching out for dear Life, and finding itself forever changed by our Perception of it...
A very rare corruption for chickens, as they usually become Basilisks or False Miniature Dragons, but certainly the oldest.
We only know they exist because people keep eating them and getting sick or...in much worse cases make the mistake of homing them...
The Chicken of the Woods can harbor resentment.
Upon touching our collective will, the Chicken gains its own, as well as the ability to learn.
Do not confuse them with a Chicken Familiar though.
Survivors of encounters describe its gaze as piercing. Old. Its taste-- like Tainted Boar.
It's often quieted by your megacity's news outlets when someone dies on consumption. Much harder to hide when a family who happened to own chickens does not go softly into that good night.
If there are trees you aren’t alone
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning
#that’s entirely up to the trees
My parents really should have told me about these; having to learn about ghost stairs from a poster at university was absolutely terrifying what do you MEAN there are psychic ghosts that can access our memories.
Why am I learning about these from a friend I've known for 6 years and not in idk a CLASS? In middle school at least?!
genuinely transcendental I love humans
is this why road work takes what feels like months
do you expect them to STARVE ?