Electric Baby⚡

Haley here~ Wanderlust is half of my soul. I encourage you to make your dreams reality. I myself have sunken a few times but my strength will persist insta: practicedreaming

[sixpenceee]

In 1889, the year of Adolf Hitler’s birth, Franz von Stuck painted “The Wild Chase”, which depicts Wotan (major god of Germanic polytheism) on horseback leading a procession of the dead. The painting has become infamous for its disturbing resemblance to Hitler.

It’s said Adolf Hitler saw this painting at thirteen and he was fascinated by Wotan, and later had this painting taken from the museum and placed in a special gallery.

Franz von Stuck was Hitler’s favorite painter from childhood on and the art of Franz von Stuck dominated Hitler’s childhood imagery (according to Robert Waite’s book The Psychopathic God: Adolph Hitler).

Robert Waite wrote: “Hitler was said to have copied his mustache, hair style, and oratorical style from the painting.”

[kiefeon]

Stoner Promo!

Hey guys, I’m holding a promo for two individuals who get to watch their sister’s gain followers all the time, so I figured I would give them tons of love.

Must be following me (kiefeon), trippychika and triforcetrash :) 

Please get this to 100 reblogs, the further past it goes the more winners i post!

Posting two lists of winners and one solo with a picture ^^ 

Likes don’t count and you can reblog more than once a day to keep it active ^^ 

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[larrysmint]

this is everything I look for in a man

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[multicolors]

That’s the queen and king of Sweden and I will always like this pic a lot

[intpmusings]

I’m a laid-back person with a ton of anxiety.

[itsmarkhamill]

https://www.facebook.com/itsmarkhamill

Mark Hamill autographs

[wookieekisses]

Mark Hamill is awesome

[martyrized]

Mark Hamill is a gift.

[hotsenator]

HOLY TRINITY 

[fannishminded-blog]

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

[doctorcakeray]

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

[landscapesclothesandfootballl]

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

[kindredandkinless]

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

[unnamedbutch]

Hey… gives us some, haven’t you been told to share?

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

*takes a second to verify my argument with google because i’m pretty sure i know what i’m talking about but i don’t wanna get dragged*

[born-to-adore-lana-deactivated2]

[feilongfan]

While other superheros trying to catch up with each other, Channing Tatum was helping 92-year-old Stan Lee get off stage.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.

[mushroomnixies]

This fucked me up omg

[im-perfectly-imperfect98]

omg shit fuck

[practicedreaming-blog]

The "I'm secretly upset but I'm just gonna be distant and moody until someone figures it out" squad

Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn.

[realraccoon-deactivated20150414]

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

dark circles around eyes

small & chubby

lives in the trash and eats garbage

cute but will fight you

stays up all night

washes hands a lot

communicates solely through weird noises and screams

[jacktheelephant]

A picture just made from Shia Labeoufs…

[dannykitchen]

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

[ohmslewis]

Also buy your flannel in the boys section. They have a working little pocket on the chest and they are not made of whatever material is thinner than PAPER so they will actually keep you warm.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

Sweeeeet

[americanfitnessstory]

If only I could buy bras in the men’s section. I’m sure they would be cheaper and come with little boob pockets.

[grizzy118-deactivated20180319]

SPREADING THE WORD BECAUSE I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL APPRECIATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS