Dante...

Dante Powell - I'm a comedian. Let's laugh and hang out and shit. I may be performing near you soon. Come fwm!

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Dante Powell Comedy

Comedian Dante Powell. My album "The Squirrels Get Fat" is available wherever you buy your digital albums! Please go buy it!

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[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

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[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[mooserattler]

New Cheerios pics!!!

[mooserattler]

Watch "When The Police Drive By..." on YouTube

Some of you have never seen me on stage before.

[mooserattler]

When I was a kid, I found $100 on my way to the bus one day. I turned it in. I wish I could go back in time and rob old me. That $100 could really come in handy.

[mooserattler]

I am going to Las Vegas April 19-22!!!

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[mooserattler]

👀

[anxietyproblem]

[mooserattler]

I read this right in the middle of planning activity that would be destructive for me. I am gonna take a second, recalibrate, breathe, and refocus. Let's not give in to the temptation, Dante.

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[the-real-skeletor]

This picture reminds me of home

[spookyscarykittycat]

Both you and your family size box of honey nut cheerios are lovely sir.

[justskulkingaround]

Be looking like a SNAC

[ur-friendly-buddy-fangirl-deact]

That’s not just a family size Cheerios, it is his family

[mooserattler]

You are correct! I gave each Cheerio a name!

[mooserattler]

Thank you, tumblr, for making me the first cereal based viral idiot, and also being a place that taught me enough that I don't worry about getting milkshake ducked. I love you all!!!

[mooserattler]

I am vaccinated! Let's make out!!!

[mooserattler]

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[mooserattler]

Food

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[mooserattler]

Gimme a hug.

[mooserattler]

😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

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