Dr. Devito's Grease Palace

A safe place for Devitokins/Devitoists to discuss and worship Mr. Devito.

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For the Martinikin out there ;)

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Dankspeare

To meme or not to meme It is no question For I will always meme

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In this moment, I am dank. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my memes.

Le MeMer

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Memes are wasted on the living

-Danklas Adams

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“Be the dank you wish to see in the meme”

-Unknown

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Danny Devito Lookalike for Hire

I am an amateur Danny Devito impersonator looking for a gig. I do birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs, Bat Mitzvahs, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, quinceaneras, funerals, and any situation you feel you need a short, fat, greasy, bald, naked man.

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I am sorry to all my jeuuish dog lovers, but I think it’s time I switch my blog to strictly Devitokin/Devitoist/Devitoism posts. Jewish Dog Pictures is now Dr. Devito's Grease Palace.

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Fun Fact

The grease Palace is the only place Devitokin are legally allowed to play night crawlers. There are over 800 Grease Palaces across the planet, so check your local map shop to locate the Grease Palace closest to you.

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All Devitokins are beautiful. Whether you are Frank Reynoldskin, Matilda's Dadkin, Penguinkin, Swackhammer From Space Jamkin, Phil From Herculeskin, or Loraxkin, you are a Devitokin just like all of the other Devitokins in the world.

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I have been practicing Devitoism for many years even though I have only recently come out as Devitokin. Be proud to be a Devitoist or a Devitokin. Don't be afraid to tell you friends and family how you truly feel. We all have a little Devito in us.

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The birth of a Devitokin

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I identify as a Devitokin. Part human, part Danny Devito.

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aye

noice

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NOICE

no ice

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Noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice

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I’m a strong, independelent otherkindle.

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