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performativity is so cringe like how sad is it to need validation from strangers on the internet? ... right guys? ... hello?

if the cops serve you drinks in the interrogation room then its called a pry bar. if they have barbecue then theyre grilling

salmonella isnt real salmonella is not actually real because ive never had it and i really really deserve to have had it. i mean how many times can you look under the bed and still expect there to be monsters

gritting is for your teeth cause the rest of your body is soft and cant be gritted but if youre horny just right a new grit can be grat

i got a fat egg to lay and my nest is sooo pidgeony

aliens thought flying saucer sounded cool so they adopted the term for their ships but they dont know its a plates reference

i like bugs bugs are cool roaches are bugs i have to be ok with roaches or im not ok with bugs. oh god theyre huge! no no no no roaches no bugs i cant have them around me their personal space issues are my real problem. 2 inch roach in my pillow case while im in bed i cant be ok with that! i hear them before i see them when roaches get big enough they have the heft to make skittering noises when they run. if the roaches get any bigger theyll be able to knock shit off my counters. i hear them and they almost sound like mice but its bugs with mouse size and oh no i just cant like bugs anymore

in my very own system of telling time the weeks are counted by the end of a random obsession and days pass when i wake up in the afternoons from horrifying dreams and the seasons change when i feel the terrible dread of life slipping through my fingers

one diabolical cocktail of loose ingredients instead of a meal please and then no more food until two days from now again i think

dud you know they named a whole city after that stuff?

greamjeez

guy whos about to open one of those spring snake prank toys "this pipe bomb better blow me to fucking pieces"

i wish that for all my little containers, i had a sculpture of a guy holding the box for me

i cannot let anyone at all ever see me eating drinking or sleeping. these weaknesses must be kept secret

a permanent depression in your mattress? how could that have happened? some permanently depressed person mustve came into your room and done it while you were sleeping.

i used to be curious, so curious, but those days are long gone now. oh me? you can call me george...*smokes cigarette* just george.

been told i got organs, chock full actually, but i never seen em. can you find them for me?

i miss the flash game where you train bugs to race and battle

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