the dark has no place here

[calmh]

[imperator1996]

Obama right now.

[pagets-archive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

*phone drop* [full video]

[whatanicedayforrevolution]

[lotsa-nichols13]

This makes me unexplainably happy

[the-transgender-somebody]

dog schnoz

[noobtheloser]

The Purpose of Puppers.  Bonus sketch here More on Facebook

[noobtheloser]

Heinrich is me.  I do a lot of these. So do other people.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When a guy asks me on an actual date

[wnq-writers]

There’s little pieces of you in cities and people you have yet to visit or meet

- k.l poems (via wnq-writers)

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[vegetapsycho]

Lmfao let this never stop

[intoasylum]

game of thrones | text posts

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[brittany-murphy]

Video: Stranger Pugs

[tastefullyoffensive]

“We had an overnight guest. Peanut found his stash and ate an entire weed-laced cookie (he’s fine now).” - Choices63

[buzzfeedcomics]

Rapunzel got skillz (by @booksofadam)

[katswenski]

Happy National Dog Day, everyone! My Website – See me on Webtoon

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dog of War (via racecarsoup)

[prayhelena]

Trying to remember that I am loved.