for all you give, I’d give it back to you

xoxo gossip girl // short volleyball enthusiast. certified extrovert. published author. handsome men report that I fail the bechdel test every day. send me unsolicited advice and i will block you // discord: westerings

[coldswarkids]

I use tumblr normally, like a normal person. by which I mean sometimes when someone I’m fond of unfollows me, I get sad and unfollow them back, but every month or so I’ll go to their blog to catch up on what they’ve been doing and thinking. I’m very normal

[dogpuppy]

[coldswarkids]

we have made it to the mountains. birds are singing, the wind is humming. I can see the snow covered peaks from where I sprawl on the resort porch like a greased whale. AI cannot reach me here

[targetedknowledge]

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there have been multiple shootings within a handful of miles from here, several pedestrian hit and runs, today an armed bank robbery, and I saw my very first irl fent lean, and hmmmm! maybe I’ll stay in my house more

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uuuuugggggghhhh people make such shitty comments about pregnancy

like I don't even care what their personal stance on it -- why are you being shitty to women if you're supposedly so pro-women??

🫶👆🙃

[coldswarkids]

ok so when my vball team found out that i cant play next league bc i'm pregnant, one of the guys made some offhand comment like "lol well it's just a clump of cells right now" and what i said out loud was "haha it looks like a lima bean" and what i was thinking in my head was "AND SO ARE YOU BUT JUST A LITTLE BIGGER, ZACKARY"

[coldswarkids]

car light comes on

weird, I thought I just recently had my oil done but whatever

take car in for oil change

place says they won’t do it bc it’s not their brand of car … even though they did it last time

I am confused and show them proof they did do it last time

They change my oil

drive car home

light is still on

Google it

it’s the engine light, something else is wrong

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[coldswarkids]

for all the lovely women I haven’t texted in ages I’m sorry. I have been asleep

[coldswarkids]

I finally told my mom at my dad’s behest, because he doesn’t want to be even more in the doghouse if she finds out that he knew first for a really long time.

and when I was like, “yeah so if all goes well I will not be home for Christmas this year unfortunately”, her response was a long pause and then grudgingly she was like, “well I GUESS you have to do what’s in your best interest…”

like yeah I’m gonna be 38 weeks and about to bust. they’re not gonna let me get on that plane 😩 what do you expect and why are you saying it with that tone

[coldswarkids]

i need to find a wedding guest dress for this summer, and it has to somehow fit me even though i don't know what i will look like in a month and a half so ? ? ? ? ?

[faustique]

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

[coldswarkids]

played vball tonight and summoned the most energy I’ve had in weeks to kick ASS

[mind-altering-bugs]

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

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the mountains are so close and so far away rn… I was gonna hike more 14ers this summer as a coping and seething method… save me from the concrete jungle

[coldswarkids]

some of yall sound like. “hey guys is it sinful to learn more than one language? bc the diversity of languages is a result of the Tower of Babel, which is a direct result of man’s sinfulness. if I cave and know more than one language, am I participating in the fallen secular world????? the spiritual reading I’ve been doing doesn’t give me any guidance on this, but I’m gravely concerned for the health of my soul if I engage in a second language”

like sometimes, my friends, we are way too far in the weeds, I think

[coldswarkids]

people keep reblogging this being like “hi op, since you’re looking for an answer, no, because missionaries are called to minister to other nations by the lord so it’s probably fine”

and

1. The best argument is that God literally gave the gift of tongues to the apostles at Pentecost, therefore redeeming the Tower of Babel.

2. I know what scruples are and this was not a real question!!!! I made this up bc it is the type of thing I see people having scruples about, but I meant it to be an absolutely ridiculous nonsense example so that I didn’t actually call anyone out for what I’ve seen!!!! IT IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!