for all you give, I’d give it back to you

xoxo gossip girl // short volleyball enthusiast. certified extrovert. published author. handsome men report that I fail the bechdel test every day. send me unsolicited advice and i will block you // discord: westerings

[coldswarkids]

saw a catholic influencer be like "MYYYYY house has sacred art but in a DIFFERENT, unique way" and it's just a literal head of a quite large Mary statue suspended from the CEILING? are you INSANE?

[seren-starlight]

Outside you there are two wolves. At least. Probably more

[coldswarkids]

no one warned me about the symptom of Suddenly Being Really Full of Rage about Everything at Work, even more than normal. like the hair trigger temper into LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T CARE is insane

[coldswarkids]

my solution for surviving my code review meeting was putting on lipstick. having to wear lipstick during the meeting meant i had to be nice and ladylike

[coldswarkids]

our energy bill went up 50% from last month and I'm scared to know if it's our fault (new ice maker?) or the heat, or just The Price and the Cost of Everything 😩

[kosmogrl]

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

[coldswarkids]

no one warned me about the symptom of Suddenly Being Really Full of Rage about Everything at Work, even more than normal. like the hair trigger temper into LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T CARE is insane

[coldswarkids]

woman who is famously a denier finding it day by day more difficult to effectively deny

[coldswarkids]

just kidding I'm denying !

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[soymoss]

knighty night alt colors

[coldswarkids]

i've switched tacks and am now writing my manuscript solely to target my friends' interests and there is no length limit on it. if it's 800,000 words that's just how long it is

[coldswarkids]

I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

EXTRA HAM AMERICAN CHEESE TURKEY BACON LETTUCE

MAYONNAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIISE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[coldswarkids]

what is my doc going to do if i select old english. im just curious.

[coldswarkids]

"I scheduled a meeting. You'll be running it"

lmao wtf this meeting even about 🙃 why did you schedule it if you want me to run it and i'm not even clear what we are discussing. fml

[anywhoozles]

[coldswarkids]

woman who is famously a denier finding it day by day more difficult to effectively deny

[sparrowposting]

THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED

[coldswarkids]

I JUST GOT OFF A PLANE FROM THE WORST TIMED FLIGHT LFG SPAIN

[coldswarkids]

RIG THAT PRINCESS MESSI AND INFANTINO