Pre Modern Mangoes

Oh Muse, Sing Me a Song of Tomfoolery || He/Him || Fuzzy Sock Enthusiast

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[godsofhumanity]

Every year theres a barbershop quartet that gathers to sing at the different pantheons.

Every year it's new members.

Whose on it next year

godsofhumanity: they pick who’s doing it by putting their names into a hat and pulling it out and random, except for like 3 years in a row, Osiris kept getting pulled out of the hat and when they investigated they discovered that Set had just been writing Osiris’ name instead of his own. they send like 2-3 people from each pantheon.

[pre-modern-mangoes]

I’d like to think that all the trickster deities try and rig it every few centuries and force whomever has the most culminated beef to do it

[pukicho]

tickling is fun until I get fed up with it (2 seconds in) and then decide to beat the assailant to a pulp

[tictacfromdiscord]

tickle tickle tickle!

[pukicho]

[pre-modern-mangoes]

Tickling gets you reverse dementor-ed. I pour my souls into yours and overwhelm it.

[pre-modern-mangoes]

The power of a clear phone case is that it emboldens me to put something like this beneath it and constantly feel chaotic

[officialedelgard]

edelgard rlly did that huh

[pre-modern-mangoes]

War criminal vibes off the chart

[pukicho]

Where's the cancel parties for all the misogynistic pedophilic homophobic racist male authors, huh? Is none of that as bad as being a "twansphobic" woman? You're not woke for trying to erase the accomplishments of a successful woman.

You're a real big fool for trying to make drama outta something so stupid but here lemme explain:

The internet doesn't work the way you think it does, despite there being worse people out there comparably to JK rowling, she is focused and asked about because she is hugely popular and her words influence a large number of people. Don't get me or anyone else wrong, just because we're not focused on finding and obliterating every other author doesn't mean anyone would condone their terrible actions and lifestyles, they don't have huge dedicated fanbases, if they did, they would have been ousted much the same way JK is - but you are a shallow little person if you think me speaking out over her transphobic statements is something to be upset over - she has an audience closely linked to tumblr and people surrounding my scope of the internet so when someone of that nature says something bad and I'm asked about it, I'll say what I think, because I think they're sour defeted individuals who've lost their grip on reality, who chose to cling to their money instead of their ethics; they shouldn't be seen as an advice-givers for young adults (my demographic)

[pre-modern-mangoes]

This man is a king 👑

[pre-modern-mangoes]

Can’t type for my life T-T

[pre-modern-mangoes]

Are we gonna ignore that in Goethe’s Faust, Faust makes a deal wth the devil and still goes to heaven? Sure there’s some shenanigans involved but hey fuck it time to tap into some sweet demon power and a s c e n d

[jokes-and-jazz]

Is your child texting about CHEMISTRY?

lol - lots of lanthanides smh - shake mixtures hard wtf - where’s the fluorine gtg - get the gallium af - alkali formulas brb - bromine’s really brown tbh - the burning hydrogen lmao - lithium makes alkalis, oh idc - I demand carbon

[pre-modern-mangoes]

Why do i major in chem? I’m fueled by self hatred

[numatichq]

Just a small blessing for everyone.

[pre-modern-mangoes]

Could use a little benediction