Christen Press & Tobin Heath

[preath2317]

I came to get some Preath content. Hardly found any, but the outdoorsy lesbians are even better (well, Preath would probably be in that mix too, to be fair).

My feed is for me, not you. Bummer.

[preath2317]

This fucking sucks

[delusional--angel]

[girlrose]

[wild-cabins]

[badjokesbyjeff]

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

[ceoofghosts]

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

[saa-33]

i’m actually tired bro, like from the bottom of my heart. i am tired

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

[taylor-ruth]

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

[cosmicqueerlove]

okay but you were right

[isei-silva]

me thinking about drawing: wow. art is so soothing and beautiful. its such an important creative outlet for me and i just want to draw all the time

me drawing: fuck art. fuck it right in the ass

[unitedbyblue]

[luckydreaming]

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

[mancomics]

Electrons

[luckydreaming]

I should kick your ass. 

[hoodrichjay]

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

[gypped]

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

[thursday]

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

[kiusaus]

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[lavenderek]

without a napkin

[jadeitor-art]

Without dipping us in sauce

[ilaurens]

[gangsters-wife]

[thesunlightclub]