welcome to my dumpster

christen press, Tobin Heath, KO, wlw, uswnt. that’s it. that’s the whole blog.

[preathbereal]

every time a certain someone does something I just think of the tiktok sound “you can’t outdo the doer”

[wosoissoooogay]

Time to recap the gays of Christmas...

Christen Press broke the Instagram and the Twitter with her “...you’re welcome caption.” What does that meeeaaaannn?

Ashlyn’s sponsor said no Christmas pjs, we’re paying you to rep our brand, not Santa.

They are the absolute cutest.

Yes we support the WNBA here.

Still deciding whose dms I’m gonna slide into so I can have what they have.

My favorite Canadian.

They did good.

[a-team11-deactivated20230425]

christenpress: Merry Christmas everyone & you’re welcome. 😆

[c-23-p]

Aren’t they just adorable

[amelmajrii]

Once again, asking for Tobin mic’d up.

[shayymixes-deactivated20201120]

WE FINALLY GOT A CLEAR SHOT OF IT

[equal-pay]

Just wondering if I’m the only one who replays “I’m sure Tobin has” on a loop sometimes. I go to watch it once and end up watching ten times.

I love the way she said that!

[hardtchill]

Does this mean i was not a complete idiot when i made up that hashtag in January?

[amelmajrii]

She is her sun and the sunshine.

☀️🧡

[andtheywereteammates]

Nothing to see here! Just CP implying Tobin is her sun☀️💖

[amelmajrii]

Christen “I don’t have a sense of humor” Press

But also :

Christen “Tobin laughs like I’m the funniest person ever so it’s all good” Press

[andtheywereteammates]

The Stacy plant, the ring, the shorts; this post really did pop off😌💖

[uswnt-chaotic-energy]

Fuck the whaaat? 🙊

[11strangerthing11]

[oneoneandone]

[amelmajrii]

Model CP 

Hero Drop 

Popsicle Capsule

[incorrectnwsl]

Tobin: *pulls out a small wooden ladybug box and gets on one knee*

Chris: Tobin I swear to God if you fake propose to me right n-

Tobin: I’m not fake proposing

Chris: Tobin this is a ladybug box and we’re in a 7/11 parking lot

Tobin: *opens the box to uncover a 4,000 dollar ring* so is that a no?