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Looks like I got back just in time for the mass exodus...

If you want to continue following the Advent Calendar days, you can find them on my Twitter account

That’s the only other social media I have at the moment & it updates much more often than this account, so give it a try, why not?

#Twitter #ya really fucked up Tumblr #taking my female nipples and going home

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Gather 'round children & listen to grandma tell you the tale of her morning oatmeal mishaps...

So I decide to be kinda healthy & have oatmeal for breakfast. I use unsweetened almond milk & dump some pumpkin pie spice in (too much spice, but that's a mistake I usually make). Heat that bad-boy up & then drizzle some cream on top to make it a little more interesting & oops! used a little too much cream, so now I've got porridge instead of oatmeal, no biggie...

take the 1st bite... bleck! forgot sugar.

Go to put in some brown sugar, but I don't want to dirty another spoon, so I just try to sprinkle a little from the bag...

ack! a golf-ball sized clump of brown sugar plops into my oatmeal.

Panic!

Run to grab a spoon so I can try to salvage the top half of the brown sugar ball, but by the time I get back to it, the extra liquid from my porridge style oatmeal has already soaked up into the sugar lump. So I just mix it all in, not wanting to throw away precious brown sugar...

Maybe it'll be ok?

Nope! It tastes like oatmeal flavored frosting now.

Shit!

Hastily make a second batch of oatmeal, using just water, to try to even out this mess.

Forget to set the microwave to medium instead of high, come back half-way through the cooking time to find the oatmeal boiling over in the microwave. I now I have over-cooked oatmeal slop...

Fine. Whatever! It's going to have to do.

Mix the slop in the with the sugar explosion & I now have an enormous bowl of sub-par, still kinda too sweet oatmeal mush.

I have my period & it's a Monday & I have to go into the office which I never have to do on Mondays & we woke up to no heat this morning & then I have this oatmeal fiasco...

Pray for me.

It begins...

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Precious Hamburgers turned 6 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

1 Sentence Tea Reviews: Tazo Green Tea Latte

If you’re looking for a time-machine back to early 2000′s Borders Cafe; this is it.

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1 Sentence Tea Reviews: Simply Balanced Chai

This shit is goooood.

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Advent Calendar days 8 - 14

Those little bears in the box on Day 14 are killing me with cuteness!!!

#advent calendar #2017 #christmas #christmas 2017 #winter #day 8 #day 9 #day 10 #day 11 #day 12 #day 13 #day 14 #too cute

Woo! Advent calendar! This one is cute.

Thanks!

This one is sooo cute! It’s one of the cutest ones I’ve ever had!

But I’m being so bad about opening doors & posting pics this year; I’m currently 2 days behind on opening doors & like 7 days behind on posting pics :P