Loony Limericks

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That musty old grandpa bear Trudged along the rickety stair He broke a toe Cried out in woe To ease the pain, he ate an éclair!

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Who can tell what goes on there? Please do look, but do not stare Is it a ghost? Or a buttered toast? No, it is a friendly polar bear!

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There was a person named Timmy, She sulked all over New Guinea. Until the day, She ate some horse clay, And started to neigh and whinny.

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Oh, that strange Mona Carrow She slunk in the darkest shadow She killed a man Sped in a van And fed her dog his marrow!

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There was a girl named Mandakini Who had a first class degree in Botany She loved all the trees Birds and the bees Until a flower grew on her knee.

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There was a woman with greasy hair Many bugs had made it their lair She squished one Put it on a bun And ate it with a juicy pear!

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There was once a very clean roach He combed his hair and wore a brooch Everyone loves A roach with gloves You can only find one, after a thorough search!