But because of you, I might think twice.

29 // idk man

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger

[automaticmollusk]

Doodle sketches of scrungly pokemon

[goth-queen]

[skull-bearer]

Do you have a cigarette

[saturnvs]

i hear the wind across the plain a sound so strong, that calls my name

[soheos]

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

[soheos]

Something very biblical about this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wardoffthenight]

Sven Sauer - Deviation

The installation consists of 1,200 glass shards, each of which is aligned by hand. The train is moved centimeter by centimeter and each new glass shard is turned into the correct position so that the beam of light is directed to the next glass shard. As soon as the train starts moving, this creates a chain reaction of light...

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[mollybeenoel]

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[queen-suzu]

weasels in stem

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[heroes-wear-green]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of him as a puppy. that's animal

[priinxecharming]

this is fucking me up hes literally two leaves long

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[romanceyourdemons]

i ❤️ starting books

[parkchanwoohoo]

[Yelling thru cupped hands] And what of finishing them, my friend?

[romanceyourdemons]

if you say the F word in front of me again, cad, i dare say you shall wish you hadn’t

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[samijen]

ill fated