Alan's Blog.

I am Dr. Alan F. F. Bartlett and this is a blog. My pronouns are he/him and my gender is god. I am a member of The Folk Divine, A Musical Pantheon.

[preservalan]

It is once again my birthday!

I really should go on this site more. Also happy birthday to Oscar Wilde, as always.

[preservalan]

I Have Evolved!

I am now a modern man! I have a phone with a new game on it (a word puzzle game, it’s so relaxing). And I’ve upgraded my fashion! Turns out there are some fantastic accessories available at some local thrift shops that are just my style.

I cannot remember when I was last on this website. Time flies very quickly when you’re immortal...

[preservalan]

It’s my birthday!

It seems that this time of year is the only time I remember to post on this blog. I’m getting more and more used to the wonders of the modern age every year! 214 years is a long time to be a god, but even longer to be human, don’t you think?

I do feel old, but sometimes, especially this year, I’ve also felt quite young again too.

Hopefully you’ll all hear from me before next year! If not, au revoir until then.

[preservalan]

The last time I was on this app was ages ago! I am here today to say that I am 213 years young now, and what an interesting year it has been.

Oh, and happy birthday to Oscar Wilde too.

[thefolkdivine]

[Description: a simple drawing of The Folk Divine, lined up as if they were taking a family picture. Quynh stands to the far left, next to Nova who is standing in the middle. Ophelia stands next to her. Alan and Edione sit on a plain chair in front of them. Quynh is a tall god with shoulder length dark hair and pale skin, they wear a long sleeveless dark blue dress and light blue eyeshadow, they are smirking softly. Nova is a shorter god with pale skin and short, wavy mousy brown hair, that covers one of faer eyes. Fae wear a simple button up with a tie, several brightly colored bracelets, glasses, and a black cowboy hat. Fae have white wings, which are half open behind faer, and fae are smiling. Ophelia is a bit taller than Quynh, she has pale skin and long, light brown hair, which hangs partially over her shoulder. She wears a simple off-white dress and a necklace, and her hand is on Edione’s shoulder. Edione has tan skin and short, curly dark brown hair. Ey wear a light blue button up, a red jacket, black pants, and a wide brimmed hat. Ey are reaching back to hold Ophelia’s hand and smiling excitedly. Alan is pale, with short brown hair that is parted at the side. He is wearing a white undershirt and a grey waistcoat and matching pants, with a bright red cravat. He is smiling slightly and his hands are in his lap, holding an ornamental cane. End description.]

[preservalan]

Myself and one Edmund Custo.

[ID: A digital drawing of two victorian men, both dressed in long coats, suits, and neck accessories. The one on the left has short hair and wears a pince nez. The one on the right has long, lighter hair and wears square glasses. The image is filtered to look old, and has a fancy border around it.]

[preservalan]

what are you a doctor of

I am an ophthalmologist, as I believe they’re called these days!

[preservalan]

Writing is hard, truly.

Even after a couple hundred years, I still occasionally find myself in a position of creative block when it comes to the production of prose and literature. Oh, the sky does indeed weep for my woes, for I am... so incredibly stuck on this one sentence.

[thefolkdivine]

welcome to the folk divine’s blog which is a simulation of all our fans sitting in another room while we argue about juice over the dinner table

-Ophelia

[preservalan]

Your grammar is abhorrent and please let’s not talk about the juice *again.* -Alan

[preservalan]

[Insert vague joke about drinking a god through a straw]

I want to know… did you genuinely have a straw?

[thefolkdivine]

No i had my hands

- edione

[preservalan]

You WHAT–

[thefolkdivine]

I cupped the blood in my HANDS. What ABOUT it. - edione

[thefolkdivine]

:( - Ophelia

[thefolkdivine]

You hated the dude! - edione

[preservalan]

That… is disgusting.

[thefolkdivine]

What was i supposed to do? Find a cup?? - edione

[preservalan]

I- no- Edione drinking blood is- I don’t know how to convey emotions through a screen you will simply have to feel my abject confusion and concern for your state of being.

[thefolkdivine]

I didn’t LIKE it - edione

[thefolkdivine]

To be fair it didn’t look like a person anymore. Took a pretty big fall - Ophelia

[thefolkdivine]

It did not! I mean it also didnt look like, appetizing. I blame quynh yall should bully quynh. - edione

[preservalan]

Would YOU bully Quynh? I don’t know about you, but they scare me.

[preservalan]

idk who edione is but I think that if they want to drink blood they should get to. they are living their life. I support them. blood is tasty also -🦇

You are a bat. I understand your point of view, however I do not respect it. Good day. -Alan

[thefolkdivine]

THANK you FINALLY some RESPECT - edione

[preservalan]

Oh now it’s gone to your head.

[preservalan]

idk who edione is but I think that if they want to drink blood they should get to. they are living their life. I support them. blood is tasty also -🦇

You are a bat. I understand your point of view, however I do not respect it. Good day. -Alan

[preservalan]

[Insert vague joke about drinking a god through a straw]

I want to know… did you genuinely have a straw?

[thefolkdivine]

No i had my hands

- edione

[preservalan]

You WHAT–

[thefolkdivine]

I cupped the blood in my HANDS. What ABOUT it. - edione

[thefolkdivine]

:( - Ophelia

[thefolkdivine]

You hated the dude! - edione

[preservalan]

That… is disgusting.

[thefolkdivine]

What was i supposed to do? Find a cup?? - edione

[preservalan]

I- no- Edione drinking blood is- I don’t know how to convey emotions through a screen you will simply have to feel my abject confusion and concern for your state of being.

[quotemadness]

Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

Kait Rokowski (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

You have no idea what a charming memory you are to me.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

This is what I like about photographs. They’re proof that once, even if just for a heartbeat, everything was perfect.

Jodi Picoult (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.

Drake (via quotemadness)