Vote Aoi Akane for President Today!~

Why vote a jack of all trades when you can have a queen?

[shijimasan]

a letter to you

subject: yuri alliance

my dearest fellow female (and nonbinary) election runners, @sakura4pres & @neneyashiro4president,

i, shijima mei, and my ideal self, would like to extend an invitation to join in an ultimate yuri alliance to combat the growing power of the minamotos and mitsuba! the placements, as there can only be one president (although alternate selves do not count, since people did allow me and shijima to run as one for a while) will go as follows: president: sakura vice: shijima or me! chairmen (or other parts of the government, for that matter! we shall fill as many seats with women as possible): nene, natsuhiko, and aoi if we can drag her in here… we can combine our goals, but our main focus can be on allowing women to be more represented in society! sakura, your goals are the most oriented towards this main focus, so they can be the face of our new yuri campaign from now on! please tell us if you have any ideas for this new campaign—we’ll listen! let’s do this!! for a better nation… and for the unlimited potential of a yuri-fied government <3

with love, shijima mei

[sumireforpresident]

hello, hi, greetings, what is a "yuri" and am i one????? how do you "yuri-fy" something????

-akane sumire ✿

[shijimasan]

oh, my! you look like aoi-chan... where did such a pretty girl come from?

mei, explanation.

hehee, sorry!! my deepest apologies, akane-san. 'yuri' is a label used to describe a relationship between two women, or the genre of woman and woman relationships ! for example-

(shijima pulls small clones of aoi and nene out of her sketchbook)

aoi-chan and nene-chan! pretty sure nene-chan's going to kiss aoi if she wins the election. that's yuri! and she'll also kiss me, which is a big plus... sighhhh...

mei...

as for the term 'yurify', i tacked a 'fy' on the word yuri to turn it into a verb! the meaning is to turn something into yuri, which we did in this presidential alliance. hence... the yuri alliance! (mei claps cheerfully)

[presidentaoi]

Wait, Nene-Chan’s going to do what if she wins?

[neneyashiro4president]

Aoi! I can explain! I was desperate!

[presidentaoi]

Well… Whatever it takes to win! Good luck Nene~

[shijimasan]

a letter to you

subject: yuri alliance

my dearest fellow female (and nonbinary) election runners, @sakura4pres & @neneyashiro4president,

i, shijima mei, and my ideal self, would like to extend an invitation to join in an ultimate yuri alliance to combat the growing power of the minamotos and mitsuba! the placements, as there can only be one president (although alternate selves do not count, since people did allow me and shijima to run as one for a while) will go as follows: president: sakura vice: shijima or me! chairmen (or other parts of the government, for that matter! we shall fill as many seats with women as possible): nene, natsuhiko, and aoi if we can drag her in here… we can combine our goals, but our main focus can be on allowing women to be more represented in society! sakura, your goals are the most oriented towards this main focus, so they can be the face of our new yuri campaign from now on! please tell us if you have any ideas for this new campaign—we’ll listen! let’s do this!! for a better nation… and for the unlimited potential of a yuri-fied government <3

with love, shijima mei

[sumireforpresident]

hello, hi, greetings, what is a "yuri" and am i one????? how do you "yuri-fy" something????

-akane sumire ✿

[shijimasan]

oh, my! you look like aoi-chan... where did such a pretty girl come from?

mei, explanation.

hehee, sorry!! my deepest apologies, akane-san. 'yuri' is a label used to describe a relationship between two women, or the genre of woman and woman relationships ! for example-

(shijima pulls small clones of aoi and nene out of her sketchbook)

aoi-chan and nene-chan! pretty sure nene-chan's going to kiss aoi if she wins the election. that's yuri! and she'll also kiss me, which is a big plus... sighhhh...

mei...

as for the term 'yurify', i tacked a 'fy' on the word yuri to turn it into a verb! the meaning is to turn something into yuri, which we did in this presidential alliance. hence... the yuri alliance! (mei claps cheerfully)

[presidentaoi]

Wait, Nene-Chan’s going to do what if she wins?

[0justfantasies0]

Dear my friend who kept telling me to watch toilet bound Hanako kun.

SCREW YOU I HATE HOW GOOD IT IS AND HATE HOW AMAZING THE ART STYLE IS OH MY GOSH WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO WATCH THIS WHEN IM ALREADY DISTRAUGHT ABOUT ALIEN STAGE

[questioning-transmasc]

there's a tbhk presidential election on the first of july. best wishes!

[hanako4president]

yeah. and vote for me and ill give you a gold star

example: ⭐️

[questioning-transmasc]

aren't you spreading threats or was that propaganda hanako..

[presidentaoi]

Tired of disinformation? Want a president who’s transparent and drama-free? Then vote me, Aoi Akane this July!~

The future is female, the future is purple!~

[literally-teru]

Me and @akane4prez have decided it would be best to team up for this campaign. If I get elected as your president, Akane will be my vice president, man on the side, partner in crime like how it was meat to be❤️

And as most of you know, Akane and I have experience in these roles. I don’t know about you but I think being president and vice president was made for us *cough* read *cough* the *cough* manga

There have been rumors going around about us having an unprofessional relationship but as your future president I would like to put a stop to those rumors. I swear to all that is good that our relationship is nothing but professional and we plan to keep it that way.

HUH??? HOW DID THAT GET THERE??? IGNORE THIS PANEL PLS.

[presidentaoi]

Nice to see some familiar faces! Good luck to both of you! Sure, experience is helpful in such roles, but sometimes change provides us with new views and insights that would otherwise never surface! Sure, Minamoto-Senpai being president and Akane-Kun being second place as usual would be familiar, but consider all the possibilities that a female president holds!~

May the best president win, but remember: The future is purple! Vote Aoi Akane this July!~ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

[neneyashiro4president]

Aoi joined Tumblr!!!! @aoiakane4vp we set up her account yesterday and she's yet to make her own post :D

[presidentaoi]

Hi Nene-Chan! So I have a twin? Well, this will be fun (if a little weird..)!

[questioning-transmasc]

A Yuri alliance has been formed.

WHAT

[sakura4pres-deactivated20251013]

We have no information on whether Aoi will be joining this election at the moment.

[sumireforpresident]

who are these people??? and what is a "yuri"??????? am i invited to this alliance?????

-akane sumire ✿

[sakura4pres-deactivated20251013]

I believe that you would have to ask @shijimasan.

[presidentaoi]

That would be me!

[literally-teru]

As THE Teru Minamoto…. I would like to ask for your guy’s help… I would love to run for president next election. If you DO elect me as your president I promise to put chemicals in the water to turn all the homophobic people homosexual. I will also make peace with all country leaders by giving them homemade chocolate that my little brother oh so kindly made. Last but not least I will replace all the old white men in congress with awesome and cool women.

On July first I will post a poll and collect all of your votes. OTHER TBHK CHARACTERS FEEL FREE TO RUN AGAINST ME IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

#Tbhk Presidential debate

[presidentmitsuba]

NOT SO FAST!!!!

i'm running for president too!!! that's right, me, mitsuba!! your beloved representative of the third school mystery, the hell of mirrors!!! and soon, with your help, i can become representative of the whole NATION!!! ヽ(^。^)ノ

are you SICK of having fugly old men in office??? are you TIRED of seeing their horrendous faces in the news??? do you want someone CUTER to lead your nation??? then VOTE MITSUBA IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION!!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ with your help, i can become the cutest president in the country's history and lead us to greatness!!!

on top of recieving my adorable face, if you vote for me, i'll bring many wonderful things our way!!! i'll be taking 33 billion dollars out of our ridiculous military budget and put it towards universal basic income for all queer people, whether they be l, g, b, OR t!!! sorry straggots, but you're on your own here!!! and that's not all!!! if you elect me, i'm gonna replace our old lame ass flag with the FAR prettier and cooler 8 stripe pride flag!!! i have many many more plans to bring us into a new pink era, but if all this sounds great to you, then you know what to do!!! VOTE MITSUBA 2025!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

[notmokkeinatrenchcoat]

Do not listen to the meaningless promises of those who think they are superior

Vote for us! Me. Vote for me.

Pros:

- Very cute

- Very healing

- Very good

- Do our best

If I get choose as president I will destroy America.

Just kidding. That was a joke. Have some candy 🍬🍬🍭

If you vote me for president I will destroy the world.

We won't hurt people. We will destroy everything to make a candy field and make everyone work

- The field will be very nice

- I will play music

You like music

There will be no more horrible person

There will be person

Bring us candy.

[shijimasan]

having mokke as a president doesn’t seem such a good idea ... what a drag. school mystery number four, shijima-san of the art room, and my creator ... and we’re running for president, i suppose...

shh, other me!

together, we form two shijima meis, and we’re both running for president!

with our powers combined, we’ll make the best president(s) you’ll ever vote for! hey, can we even be counted as one being? we’re different, so i suppose shijima-chan could be my vice... but that’s not the point we’ll be making! vote us for president! here’s why!

we plan to promote creativity and inclusivity, which means no prejudice or discrimination allowed! of course, the lgbtq+ community deserves to be represented within the government, and this president loves women—

mei-chan.

alright, alright! besides supporting the gays—happy pride month!—

shijima-chan and i will personally have a hand in making spaces and content accessible for disabled people such as ourselves!

we’ll focus on eliminating discrimination,

giving and providing new systems of support to victims of abuse, neglect, and others,

as well as free healthcare and therapy as we’ve been subjected to this system before.

aside from that, we’ll also build new art spaces to give artists the tools they need to further their pursuit of their medium!

we hope to allow everyone a place where they can express themselves freely, where no one is subjected to unequal treatment or told that they can’t pursue their dreams, where no one would ever, ever, ever feel that their goals could only be achieved in another universe where everything was picture perfect.

if someone violates our laws, though, we can just send them to hell.

yeah!!! well, maybe not to hell, but with shijima-chan’s powers, we no longer need prisons, too! just trap them in any painting—

that way, we can use our budget and the space from tearing down prisons to help other people! the prison conditions will be nicer than ever been—and we’ll make hearings fair, too, since no. 1 set an example of one that shouldn’t be followed…

… additionally, as much as she is a little hyperactive, mei-chan is a kind soul who understands and has experienced the negative parts of being in minority groups, as she is part of many. her choices will be informed with the knowledge of the people she’s trying to help.

i’ll advise mei as her vice president—with our personalities balancing each other out, i do feel that we can make this country better.

so vote the shijima meis for president!

(lesbians for the win!)

[hanako4president]

hey wait a second- so many people are running already, but dont count me out! ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚

vote for your favorite friendly toilet ghost hanako to be your president this july, and with hakujodai as my vp, i will bring us all to the moon! if you vote for me i promise to:

1. give the entirety of the military budget to nasa

2. raise the budget for government assistance programs, and make the requirements to enter those programs less strict

3. raise taxes on the rich

4. replace congress with mokke and play card games all day

5. create the department of cleanliness and sanitation (DOCS), and have strict cleanliness requirements for public areas (specifically restrooms! keep your damn restrooms clean!!!)

if you doubt my ability to lead this country, just take a look at my track record! i already have experience of being put in positions of leadership with high pressure, as i am the incredibly awesome leader of the school mysteries, so dont listen to promises from the inexperienced, put your trust in everyone's beloved no. 7

my askbox is open, so if you have any questions, come on and stop by ⋆˙⟡

[akane4vice]

So many people are running! I know you, loyal voters must be wondering who to vote for! Do fret no longer I, Akane Aoi, am running too! Having much experience in the political realm, hope to make voting easier as an obvious first choice!

Things I will do...

Raise taxes on the rich!

Lower the price of eggs!

Bring fairness to the judicial system!

Raise money for jail systems!

Stop wars! (by pausing time)

Stop bad live action remakes!

Vote for No.1!

SAVE YOUR FUTURE BY FOCUSING ON THE PRESENT!!

Mirai is my vice president!! (I had no say in the matter)

[presidentaoi]

But don’t go voting yet!

Would you like a sound-minded, open-to-suggestions president? Are you tired of all the misinformation and arguing among neighbors? Then vote nobody other than the trustworthy Aoi Akane!~

As the United States of America’s first female president, I promise to:

•rebuild our alliances with other countries, forming a state of peace!

•in doing such, we will be able to extinguish tariffs and transfer our military funds to much more meaningful causes! •build more shelters for the unhoused population and victims of abuse!

•in addition, those in unsafe situations will be provided with readily available resources to help them leave!

•gardening therapy will be instated in schools throughout the country and an increase in educated school counselors

•in addition, school lunches will be improved significantly to provide a delicious, nutrient-filled meal to every child! Food will also be sent home daily to those who can’t afford it

•the “Gulf of America” will be changed back to the Gulf of Mexico

Additionally, if I am elected president, I would be willing to offer my competitors a place by my side! I believe the world would be better if we could all get along, so I would welcome them as different political positions!

Remember! The future is purple, vote Aoi Akane this July!~