Product Placement
occasionally subtle
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Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
oozey mess
tumblr dot com
if i look back, i am lost
roma★
#extradirty
Love Begins
shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
One Nice Bug Per Day
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@klouwnshu
The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it
Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong
I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"
I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.
you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals
I like that costumer service actually helped Zukos redemption arc along instead of just making him more evil like it does to literally everyone else
We say this a lot, but if we actually think about it Zuko’s betrayal in Ba Sing Se immediately followed his month of customer service, so it’s possible that it did in fact make him more evil.
iroh: choose the right path zuko
zuko: *about to join his uncle and the avatar*
zuko: *remembers the time a customer ordered ‘chilled tea without leaves in’ then yelled at him for bringing them water*
zuko: you know what the earth kingdom can burn actually
they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
subpoena
tumblr
alcohol
war thunder forums
Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show
Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*
not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
where were they. greta where were they.
I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs
not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
where were they. greta where were they.
I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs
"make an account to-"
based on @justcakethanks' eridian welcome committee
(except I didn't feel like looking up the shapes of their characters so just pretend this is like. the human culture committee or smth)
i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word
I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)
