titty dank

i'm lindsey i'm 25 i like bears i don’t get on here at all really anymore. did i finally outgrow tumblr? who knows. good fucking riddance.

[sonicrainbooms]

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

[sonicrainbooms]

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

A Clown Car Named Desire

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

[liketheinferno]

i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever the fucj this means, symbolically,

[nutsacktorturer]

nice frontal lobe :)

[nutsacktorturer]

*stirs it like a latte*

[psychoticrambling]

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[nutsacktorturer]

the procedure was a success

[gomjabbar]

i fused dwayne johnson and vin diesel (dwin johnsel) together and he looks surprisingly more innocent than his two contributors

[ultradracula]

this man could never be an action movie star

[powerjock]

this man works at verizon

[aliceinchains]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

show me the forbidden coping mechanisms

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

serotonin this serotonin that… what happened to all the cum jokes??

[r-ambien]

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

one time i was sucked into the mirror but yeah

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sowed some stuff but i’m thinking i might not reap it. if it sucks i’ll probably just not reap it.

[norwayspruce]

JFK escalating the Vietnam War and then dying

[sexhaver]

[creepish]

your honor can you please just leave my client alone

[nomorejust1ce]

squeaking like a milf on christmas

[edeyess]

context?

[nomorejust1ce]

i dont know

[amvs]

[valtsv]

men will see a film and think it was good