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seagrove’s texts from last night: 13 / ∞

#this is a real conversaiton theyve had i know it #*mentions ;

top 3 hottest in seagrove

"uhhhh luna, clearly. if i can’t myself then cassie, uh....vivian if i have to choose, i guess. like maybe. don’t you fucking tell her i said that though.”

#*hh ;#Anonymous

Would you be willing to reduce your life span by 10 years to become rich or famous?

“honey, if i died next month being rich now would be worth it. i work as a waitress.”

#*hh ;#Anonymous

three favorite people in seagrove?

“luna, hazel, and cassie. aka the three amigos. i don’t know, i failed high school spanish.”

#*hh ;#Anonymous

lovesvampire

random questions for character building (and fun)

go to karaoke song?

a song that describes them?

are they good at sports?

do they have a favorite movie?

three things in their fridge?

most three recently watched on netflix?

celebrity crush?

are they close to their family?

best thing in their life?

greatest regret?

biggest lie?

biggest flaw?

best accomplishment?

greatest fear(s)?

what is their vice? (wrath, greed, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy)

what would their hogwarts house be?

did they graduate high school? if so did they attend college?

when was their first real relationship? how’d it go?

have they ever broken someones heart? has someone broken theirs?

have they ever been married? are they married?

do they have children? have they before?

do they want children?

opinion on pets? cats or dogs?

opinion on horror films?

do they have allergies?

do they have a certain aesthetic or style?

do they have tattoos or piercings?

do they have any distinctive features or marks?

do they enjoy coffee or tea? hot or iced?

are they religious or spiritual?

are they a morning person or night person?

if they could have any superpower what would it be?

who is their ride or die friend?

any women in town on your to do list?

“yes and its always luna at the top, when will she cave?”

#we love a sarcastic lesbian #Anonymous

What's your favorite vine?

“what the FUCK richard.”

#*hh ;#Anonymous #I LIED ITS DEF THE OH HI IM STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE BUT TOO LATE NOW

do you have commitment issues?

"whats....a commitment? if its a disease i sure hope not.”

#*hh ;#Anonymous

#sgrove: hh

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Ohh! Please cast seagrove folks as oitnb characters !

WELCOME TO LITCHFIELD PENITENTIARY

piper: @emilivs

alex: @isarcyes

red: @tcacampbcll

suzanne: @lacklustrd

poussey: @gayzels

taystee: @cassiopeiaed

black cindy: @zarausten

nicky: @presleyelijah

lorna: @bridgcts

boo: @mickeymoran

flaca: @tatiancs

maritza: @emmcperezdaya: @astoldbyvenus

#PRESLEY AS NICKY IS A MASSIVE CALL OUT #*mentions ;

“i think i’m dying, like i gotta be. i actually turned down sleeping with someone yesterday so i’m probably dying.” presley flops back on the closest thing she can, in this case a couch, and just looks at the other with the most dramatic frown. “like she offered to sleep with me and i said the words ‘i’m not in the mood, sorry’. granted then she was pissed and left which i get, but oh god -- what if it’s the plague. i have the plague so i can’t sleep with anyone i’m in mental distress. maybe i’m losing it, can you have a mental breakdown if you haven’t slept in three days?”