Presley-Smooth

ASOUE IS MY THERAPY - Send me asks but be careful : I’m not funny

[transvioletbaudelaire]

All the months i wasted not using this as a reaction image

[presleysmooth]

[presleysmooth]

Um so I saw a post that says that you support maps aka pedos is that true

It’s very untrue. It couldn’t be further from the truth.

They took a joke I made about Count Olaf being an actual pedo and twisted it to their own pleasure.

Very immature.

I will never ship Violaf - unlike them - nor support, like or condone any kind of pedophilic interest/action both in fiction and in real life.

I just cope with things that I fear/that make me uncomfortable by using dark humor, which is not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s my preference.

Hope you’re less confused.

[presleysmooth]

Why isn't the hotel denouement sign reversed

“I don’t know, Why are raspberry ice popsicles blue?”

[albertvictoria-art]

So excited to see Season 3 of the Netflix adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events! I’m so happy to see “the woman with hair but no beard” and “the man with beard but no hair”, who are almost exactly as I imagined them, with twisted hairstyles and a dark “Edward Gorey” vibe.

(On the left, a drawing I made two years ago. On the right, the sinister duo from the Netflix series)

[presleysmooth]

Wow you sure are a clairvoyant please tell us if season 3 has the lettuce bikini or not

[angryhalfling]

Count Olaf: Oh sorry I fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich!

Violet: Go back to sleep, and starve.

[presleysmooth]

did you like the change of the baudelaires considering pushing olaf to the lions in the carnivorous carnival episodes? they don't consider leaving olaf to die until they're on the boat with him in The End

I. LOVED. IT.

I think it’s gonna start some interesting discussions when season 3 airs, because it gets them in the right path to organically grow into this mindset that certainly doesn’t come out of nowhere or as abruptly as it does in the books. ( or at least I perceived it that way, I may be completely wrong, I read them months ago ).

It’s very clear that Handler took the chance to rewrite his own work the way it was always supposed to be so - questionable season 3 decisions aside - I’m trusting him.

[presleysmooth]

i’m too shy to go off of anon but hoLy shiT when i saw in my notifications that you followed me i almost like started crying because like holy shhit you’re probably one of the most popular asoue blogs on tumblr

”you’re one of the most popular asoue blogs” @ aseriesofunfortunatetexts is quaking

Don’t be scared of me, don’t be shy!!! If I followed you it means I want to see more of you so by all means flood me with your mighty presence!

[presleysmooth]

Just here to remind you that are a lovely person with lovely posts and you have many people who love you. I’m so sorry you have to deal with all of this crap.

You’re one person I can always count on to make me feel better. I don’t know if you’re particularly referring to what happened yesterday ( which I didn’t publicize here bc yikes @ the bullies and also they thrive on attention so nah ) but in any case I’m glad you don’t believe any ridiculous accusations about me, you’re intelligent.

I didn’t receive any relevant backlash anyways, just lots of people confused by such idiocy in their inbox lmao

[asoue-sideblog]

Beatrice wrote a 200 page breakup letter to Lemony and also constructed a literary breakup puzzle via a poem she wrote herself, based on recurring symbolism and complex allusions to literature and their history… that’s two different flavors of extra and she went all out on both of them. Beatrice why

[presleysmooth]

Theatre bisexual aesthetic

[bi-baudelaires]

Tumblr wtf u doin

[bi-baudelaires]

Dutch is the greatest language on earth and you are a child

[presleysmooth]

Volunteers Fighting Disease in the background : NoTities is GoodTities!

[bi-baudelaires]

Screw realism… The Baudelaires, the Quagmires, Fiona and Carmelita all survive and live long and relatively happy lives and never have to interact with vfd again because I said so

[presleysmooth]

!!!

[no-connectionn-deactivated20230]

Don’t stop being a good person because of bad people.

[presleysmooth]

Moreso, don’t let bad people project their personalities on to you and convince you you are a bad person. Fight for what you believe in and don’t let any stranger choose what side of the world you’re on. Their misery isn’t worth your time and anger.

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Many Forms of Count Olaf

Count Olaf disagreeing with something: Count No-laf

Count Olaf being a slut: Count Hoe-laf

Count Olaf when he’s sad: Count Woe-laf

Count Olaf if he weren’t an asshole: Count Bro-laf

 Count Olaf on antidepressants: Count Zoloft

[presleysmooth]

Count Olaf on a boat : Count Row-laf

Count Olaf as a fetishist : Count Toe-laf

Count Olaf’s nickname in the Vile Village : Count Crow-laf

Count Olaf on an average day : Count So-and-so-laf

Count Olaf chasing his schemes : Count Yolo-af

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

I mean we could say Netflix!Olaf when we try to specify him from his book (or movie) counterpart

but

We could also call him Show-laf

[presleysmooth]

Here comes Count Olaf, a bit of a show-laf

[asoue-sideblog]

fact: Justice Strauss is a High Court judge

fact: in ASOUE-verse, same-sex marriage is now possible after “certain high court [High Court?] rulings”

conclusion: Justice Strauss legalized same-sex marriage

[presleysmooth]

In this house we stan only legends

[presleysmooth]

Possibly an unpopular opinion but Meryl Streep was a great Josephine - possibly a little too pathetic but I kinda prefer her to what we got in the show (the destruction of her house was definitely better) plus she has a cooler window

I really don’t agree there.

I dislike movie Josephine a lot no matter how good Streep is.

I much prefer Alfre’s portrayal, but I believe it’s the character itself who is insufferable no matter what lol

[presleysmooth]

Reading through some of your old Violaf posts, I realized we have not only the same theory about what happened at Heimlich Hospital, but also the same name. New conspiracy theory, haha... Does everyone with our name share this theory? We should know. For science.

I guess you mean the “rape” one since I asked a question to myself in that? Anyways thanks for reading it and liking it, fellow Rachel! You’re a bright one