Day off and St. Patrick's Day...
I’m no psychic but I see many Irish Car Bombs in my future. Anyone who is not completely annoying is welcome to join.
I dunno, is squirrelly guy gonna be there? Cause I feel like he'd be the life of the party.
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Day off and St. Patrick's Day...
I’m no psychic but I see many Irish Car Bombs in my future. Anyone who is not completely annoying is welcome to join.
I dunno, is squirrelly guy gonna be there? Cause I feel like he'd be the life of the party.
Annoying man hitting on me at the gas station...
 I’ll let you be amused on my behalf, but only because you’re still stuck at home. I’ll do you one better, I’ll stick him twice. Oh yeah, I am definitely not wasting pudding on him. He deserves the misery of the jello. That’s the line of thinking. Torture him subtly and play nice in hopes something cool is wrong with him. You’ll be back soon, ace.Â
I do enjoy the Olympics. I think the hockey is probably my favorite. I had a feeling you couldn’t resist my offerings. And hey, my bad luck is at least amusing. And I can be fun! You’ll be pleased with the journals then. Not quite the same as being at work, but good down time reading. No more crappy medical dramas for you, Anderson.
Well then I should use this to my advantage! Tell me just how bad were his pick up lines? You're such a good friend. The grape jello is the absolute worst! I learned that the hard way. I haven't yet lost my conniving intern ways. If things keep going the way they are I will be. Besides, can't let you be the sole not crappy intern, now can I?
Yes, I've been watching the Olympic hockey games since I was a kid. That and figure skating, I really love figure skating. I'll give you that you no how to make offers that people can't refuse. I'm only joking, you know you're welcome any time. Yeah, haven't read a medical journal in a while actually. Oh, but I have to find out what happens to Ross now. He just jumped into all this like Oh, but the prisoners are trying to escape from the ER and Abby was shot and-I need to get away from this before I get sucked in even further.
Annoying man hitting on me at the gas station...
 I am glad my annoyance is amusing to you. Subtle ways, yes. Sticking him with needles is actually pretty fun. I think he might have a tumor so I’m suffering through it. There’s always plan B, but we should save that for true desperation.
Never liked the Olympics much myself either. Not that I ever really watched a lot of television to begin with. I have a lot of cool medical journals if you want me to bring them by. Pizza and wine can also be a part of the care package, but I am afraid you will have to bear with my company to receive those.
I have to find amusement somewhere. Oh, stick him once for me will you? And give him the jell-o instead of pudding. Everyone hates that jell-o. Then there you go, just keep thinking that you'll get to do an incredibly awesome surgery if you don't punch his face. Well if I don't get back to work soon, I will be truly desperate.Â
Some Olympic sports I just feel obligated to watch. Pizza, wine and medical journals? I think I can suffer through your rotten luck for that. Besides the most medically informative thing I've seen lately are reruns of ER and I have to hunt for those.
So when can I go back to work?
 We should both be cleared soon anyway. Cleaning is what you do with your time off, Anderson? I’ve mostly been hanging out with Lexie.
And thank god for that. Surgeons who can't operate tend to drive themselves insane. Well, I've got nothing better to do. That's nice, always good to have someone around who can relate to your crazy.
Annoying man hitting on me at the gas station...
 My luck is a sad, sad joke. Scummy man is way too pleased that I can no longer be a bitch to him. Every misogynistic thing he says is greatly testing my ability to stick to the Hippocratic Oath.
How’s homeward bound life?Â
For you, for me it's very entertaining. I'm sure there are ways of getting back at him for that, in very subtle ways. Well, if it's not a great surgery I say you break the oath. We've always got plan B.
Boring. All that was on television was the Olympics and now that those are over there is literally nothing to watch except for stupid reality show and corny TV movies.
Annoying man hitting on me at the gas station...
 would magically end up as my patient later in the day. What a wonderful way to start the week.
You, my friend, have the best luck.
So when can I go back to work?
 I like the way you think, but I don’t think Webber will be all for that. I get the needing to recover, I just miss the OR. Not finding suitable entertainment at home?
You're probably right. Yeah me too. Cleaning, though I don't think that counts as entertainment.
So when can I go back to work?
 They seem to be sticklers about it this time around. I’ve got a few more weeks too. Missing work, Anderson?
Rules are meant to be broken, or something like that. So who's running plastics if you're not there? Yes, like crazy. There's actually stuff to do at the hospital.
So when can I go back to work?
I know they said four to six weeks, but that doesn't really matter does it?
What....what day is it?
 Earthquake…sorry, my head’s all foggy. I remember going to Zooey’s apartment, but that’s about it…
It's fine, sometimes people are a little confused after they've been through a trauma.
What....what day is it?
 Um…there was…something happened…what…happened?
There was an earthquake, Casper.
What....what day is it?
February 15th.
Finally!
I was beginning to think I'd have to sign my own discharge papers.
Tomorrow's Valentine's Day?
 You actually have the right idea. I’ll probably just hang out here at the hospital with my dad. He’s always been my Valentine. Cheesy, I know, but whatever. Maybe I can find something on TV and go grab us a couple of extra cheesy pizzas from down the street.
Is your dad alright? And no, not cheesy, that's actually really sweet. If you don't want to leave and get the pizza, one of the interns will go and get it for you.
Tomorrow's Valentine's Day?
 Another year without a Valentine. Sounds about right for me. Have you got any big plans?
That's always the way to go, you can spend money on yourself instead of your date. I'm going to watch cheesy movies and order a pizza. Like every other year. So unless that counts as a big plan, nope, none for me.
Tomorrow's Valentine's Day?
That's nice...I guess.
No, no, no...
 Good.
If I’m stuck in this bed, I might as well turn this into a learning experience for somebody that isn’t me. Now if the antibiotics and fluids aren’t working, what would be some additional possible treatments for Sepsis?
Corticosteroids, but those work in some patients, but not all of them. Those will reduce inflammation and depress the immune system which make it less active.