Preston

19, University of Memphis. Activist and advocate! "Never forget the first Pride was a riot!"

[sangfroidwoolf]

Are You Being Served, S3E3.

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[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[sloppity-bilepiper]

Harry “Headbanger” Bright? One of the biggest Gay Icons in cinema history. Only woman he loved was Lily James and that’s BEYOND valid. Asks her to sleep with him because she’s pretty and he’s never been with a girl before. Tries to chase her down in a grand romantic gesture but gives up at the first inconvenience. Doesn’t hear from her for 20 years but shows up for the Drama of it all. Announces he’s gay to an island full of strangers AT HIS DAUGHTERS WEDDING. Leaves a super important meeting in Japan to go back to Greece because he misses his daughter. Literally radiates chaotic gay energy in every scene. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[afairfight]

[chefpyro]

anyway

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

[ceentipede]

Queer eye fans please watch this video in which Karamo compliments one of the ugliest wedding rings idea on earth and everyone else is just shooked to death of how ugly it looks

this is comedy gold and it isnt even staged

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

karamo….sis…..

[old-songs]

Antoni is having a near death experience

[bellatricksters]

very helpful, Antoni

[bellatricksters]

very helpful, Antoni

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[wolg-fang]

I went to college with him and he’s honestly just like this

[velvet-chinchilla]

The journey of a man slipping into madness

[jiggychristian]

[pressblair]

The power rangers

[suicunesrider]

I dont see a lot of people talk about Sky High, but man was it a fun movie.

Who could forget such favorites as…

Wonder Bread Boy

Non-Poison Ivy

Guinea-Goth 3000

White Zuko

Me At Family Reunions

Shine Bright Like A Diamond.mp3

Practical Female Armor

All Aboard The Magic Hell-Bus

and everyone’s favorite:

Megamind as performed by Pleakley 

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[nessa007]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom