sly cooper real-time fandub starter pack - part 1
based on snapcube’s videos
« i can’t see anything! i lost my glasses, i can’t see a thing without my glasses! »
« that’s actually my money. that jerk stole it. »
« see those? they’re allucinations! those are not real! »
« oh hi. welcome to me escaping. »
« you see, we’re wanted from the law. »
« i didn’t always look like this. i was once a lot smaller. »
« i’m gonna drop the act, this is the most traumatizing experience of my life. »
« stop looking at it, i want you to focus on something else. »
« that’s a portal to the nether realm up there. this place is really weird. »
« oh god not another one of this! »
« please do not tell him that i’m immensly attracted to him. »
« oh god! please tell me this isn’t another fanfic! »
« i’m goin’ crazy, [name]! i need you to help me! »
« ok, maybe i’ll shoot myself out of a cannon. »
« i’m gonna do it [name]! i’m gonna fucking do it! »
« hello, [name]. i’ve been expecting me. … you. i’ve been expect– I’VE REHEARSED THIS AND EVERYTHING! »
« well, i killed him! »
« that’s what happens when you don’t wear pants. »
« we killed a frog, i’m japanese, we’re watching anime now and now we have to kill an only arms dog? »
« you found my “you’re a bitch” degree! it says over and over again that yOU’RE A PIECE OF GARBAGE!! »
« i want you to know that i forgive you for shooting me. i understand, my face is shootable. »