No Autographs Until After the Show!

Come one, come all, to see the Grrrreat and Powerful Trixie perform feats of magical prowess that will boggle the mind and astound the senses! See the greatest stage magician alive create brilliant acts of REAL LIVE magic that you will tell your family about for generations to come! No flash photography during the show, please! ((Independent RP blog for au!human!Trixie. Will RP with pretty much anyone from any canon, provided they you are quasi-literate. Please read headcanon page before RPing!))

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royalcanterlotlibrary replied to your post: Trixie began typing out a missive to her blog....

“I…cannot express my loathing.”

"But it was so worth it!"

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Trixie began typing out a missive to her blog.

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Sparkle's breasts are rated both two thumbs up and given a perfect 4/4 review by certain people "in the know." Now, the full package may be somewhat lacking, but Trixie cannot help but agree with these two reviews.

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

Pinkie grinned. “Whatever you say…”

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She huffed, her ears tinged red. “Trixie has no idea what you think you’re implying.”

[neonpinkpartygirl]

“I have no idea what you think I think I’m implying except that you’re turning red. And I didn’t even imply that, I just said it.” She grins wider.

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Trixie shifted in her seat, looking around for an out, like some sort of caged animal. "Erm, Trixie...Trixie must be...going! Yes!"

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Trixie blushed. Usually, such praised was prompted by her in some way, such as saying ‘Isn’t Trixie amazing?!’ or pointing to a flashing ‘Applause’ light. To have such a comment come to her unaided was a little jarring.

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Pinkie giggled quietly. “Need more water, Trixie? You’re going all red again.”

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“Trixieisfine!” She blurted out in a single word.

[neonpinkpartygirl]

Pinkie grinned. “Whatever you say…”

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She huffed, her ears tinged red. "Trixie has no idea what you think you're implying."

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Dash can be a grump sometimes. I think you’re awesome.”

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Trixie blushed. Usually, such praised was prompted by her in some way, such as saying ‘Isn’t Trixie amazing?!’ or pointing to a flashing ‘Applause’ light. To have such a comment come to her unaided was a little jarring.

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Pinkie giggled quietly. “Need more water, Trixie? You’re going all red again.”

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"Trixieisfine!" She blurted out in a single word.

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A iaintscaredofgirls appears!

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Trixie shuffled the deck a few time then handed it back to Kanji. “Alright. Now cut it wherever you will and draw the top card. Look at it, memorize it, but do no tell Trixie what you have drawn!”

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“Alright.” Kanji did as she said and drew the 8 of hearts. “Okay, now what? Do I put it back?”

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"Indeed!" After he did so, Trixie shuffled the deck three times, then handed it back to Kanji. "Now, for your final act in this, cut the deck and shuffle it as many times as you feel necessary."

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“I just meant hypothetically.” Pinkie giggled. “Ohhh, Dash, such a troublemaker. What is her deal sometimes??”

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“Trixie doesn’t think that Rainbow likes her.” She sighed and shrugged. “Oh well! Her loss.”

[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Dash can be a grump sometimes. I think you’re awesome.”

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Trixie blushed. Usually, such praised was prompted by her in some way, such as saying 'Isn't Trixie amazing?!' or pointing to a flashing 'Applause' light. To have such a comment come to her unaided was a little jarring.

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Pft, Twilight’s not my boss or anything. She’ll just need to learn to accept it. It’s not like you’re gonna try and mind control me or turn me to the dark side or anything.”

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“Trixie has no dark side! Have you been talking to Rainbow?” Trixie crossed her arms and pouted. “She was trying to paint Trixie as an evil fiend the other day.”

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“I just meant hypothetically.” Pinkie giggled. “Ohhh, Dash, such a troublemaker. What is her deal sometimes??”

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"Trixie doesn't think that Rainbow likes her." She sighed and shrugged. "Oh well! Her loss."

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Well, that means we need to spend more time and be better friends. We’re still friends though, just not super good friends. And just because Twilight isn’t your friend doesn’t mean I can’t be friends with you both. Wow, I’m saying friend so much that it’s hardly a word anymore.” She goes a bit cross-eyed.

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“Sparkle won’t get…upset if you are friends with Trixie? Trixie was under the impression that she was quite…protective of her friends, in regards to situations like that.”

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“Pft, Twilight’s not my boss or anything. She’ll just need to learn to accept it. It’s not like you’re gonna try and mind control me or turn me to the dark side or anything.”

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"Trixie has no dark side! Have you been talking to Rainbow?" Trixie crossed her arms and pouted. "She was trying to paint Trixie as an evil fiend the other day."

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Yeah, silly. Pals, friends, buddies, comrades, amigos?” Pinkie Pie shook a pair of imaginary maracas. “¡Olé!” She tilted her head. “We aaare friends, right?”

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Trixie scratched the back of her hand absently. “But…you haven’t known Trixie that long. And you are friends with Sparkle! Doesn’t that basically make Trixie ineligible for friendship?”

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“Well, that means we need to spend more time and be better friends. We’re still friends though, just not super good friends. And just because Twilight isn’t your friend doesn’t mean I can’t be friends with you both. Wow, I’m saying friend so much that it’s hardly a word anymore.” She goes a bit cross-eyed.

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"Sparkle won't get...upset if you are friends with Trixie? Trixie was under the impression that she was quite...protective of her friends, in regards to situations like that."

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Ulterior motives? Well, none of that here. Just two pals hangin’ out!” Pinkie reached for the plate and stacked it on hers before swigging down her glass of milk.

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“Pals…?” Trixie hadn’t had a whole lot of people that she could have considered friends, and even fewer who could be thought of as close. So this was a tad unique for her.

[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Yeah, silly. Pals, friends, buddies, comrades, amigos?” Pinkie Pie shook a pair of imaginary maracas. “¡Olé!” She tilted her head. “We aaare friends, right?”

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Trixie scratched the back of her hand absently. "But...you haven't known Trixie that long. And you are friends with Sparkle! Doesn't that basically make Trixie ineligible for friendship?"

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Pfffft, of course I’m sure, silly! Why wouldn’t I want you to visit again? I’m honored to have the Great and Powerful Trixie in my home.” She grinned, licking a bit of whipped cream and strawberry juice from her plate.

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Trixie nibbled on the last little bit of her cake then placed the fork on the plate. “Trixie…is not often invited to people’s homes. At least not without some sort of ulterior motive.”

[neonpinkpartygirl]

“Ulterior motives? Well, none of that here. Just two pals hangin’ out!” Pinkie reached for the plate and stacked it on hers before swigging down her glass of milk.

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"Pals...?" Trixie hadn't had a whole lot of people that she could have considered friends, and even fewer who could be thought of as close. So this was a tad unique for her.

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“Good, that’s settled. And you can bring the platter back whenever. I just see it as an excuse for… another visit!” She looked like she was about to lean over and hug Trixie, until she realized that would smush the cake between them. Oh well, she would get her before she left!

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Trixie scooched back out of sheer reflex. “Another visit? Are you sure? Trixie…Trixie wouldn’t want to impose or anything of that nature!”

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“Pfffft, of course I’m sure, silly! Why wouldn’t I want you to visit again? I’m honored to have the Great and Powerful Trixie in my home.” She grinned, licking a bit of whipped cream and strawberry juice from her plate.

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Trixie nibbled on the last little bit of her cake then placed the fork on the plate. "Trixie...is not often invited to people's homes. At least not without some sort of ulterior motive."

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I love how in any group chat I’m in

if the topic turns to something nsfw I get red and teased about it

lovely friends I’ve got yup

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((You love us or you wouldn't hang around us, squirt.))

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Trixie Get Your Gun!

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“I can live on bread and cheese.” he continued with his newly claimed lines. At the mention of “bread” he flicked his wrist and there was a loaf of bread. Again, at the mention of “cheese” with another flick of his wrist he held a wedge of cheese. All this done with his entertainer’s smile plastered across his visage.

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Trixie smirked, looking forward to the next part of the exchange. “And only on that?”

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The challenger replied with a smirk of his own and a wink “Oh, yes!” 

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Trixie snorted and crossed her arms disdainfully. "So can a rat."

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[neonpinkpartygirl]

“At least half. It’ll still be good for days, and you can share with an adoring fan or something.” She answers the head shake with a vigorous nod, hair bouncing.

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“Fine, fine…Trixie supposes that she could take that much.” She doubted that she would be giving any of it to a fan, however. There hadn’t been a whole lot of those recently. At least, genuine ones.

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“Good, that’s settled. And you can bring the platter back whenever. I just see it as an excuse for… another visit!” She looked like she was about to lean over and hug Trixie, until she realized that would smush the cake between them. Oh well, she would get her before she left!

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Trixie scooched back out of sheer reflex. "Another visit? Are you sure? Trixie...Trixie wouldn't want to impose or anything of that nature!"

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Pinkie gives a smile and starts eating that cake again, letting out happy little noises at the taste. “The rest of the cake is allllll yours.”

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She shook her head. “Trixie couldn’t possibly eat that much! This much is pushing her limit…no matter how good it tastes.”

[neonpinkpartygirl]

“At least half. It’ll still be good for days, and you can share with an adoring fan or something.” She answers the head shake with a vigorous nod, hair bouncing.

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"Fine, fine...Trixie supposes that she could take that much." She doubted that she would be giving any of it to a fan, however. There hadn't been a whole lot of those recently. At least, genuine ones.