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[Presumptuous: Adjective, (of a person or their behaviour) failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.] Indie RP blog for the SHSL Inventor, Iruma Miu. Penned by Velvet

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Like/reblogs this for a starter when I get back from school! Length may vary, no cap for now!

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“THE GENIUS HERSELF, Miu Iruma has returned! Some of you SNOBS may remember me as ‘little-miss-inventor’, not that she MATTERS anymore. If you could spread the word of my BRILLIANCE and WIT by liking or reblogging this, that’d be well FUCKIN’ cool. Not that I seek the help of LOW CLASS VIRGINS, or anything.”

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fifty totally random character development questions:

1. Do they prefer to wear headphones or earbuds when listening to music?

2. What do they do when they're feeling tired and need to stay awake?

3. Do they usually eat mild, medium, or spicy salsa?

4. Pizza, McDonalds, or Chinese take-out?

5. How do they react to finding out someone has a crush on them?

6. How do they feel about unrequited love?

7. How would they fare in a zombie apocalypse?

8. Gold, silver, or copper jewelry?

9. How much ice do they put in their drinks?

10. Do they use Instagram, Facebook, or Tumblr? If so, how much/often?

11. What's their desktop background?

12. How are they at taking care of plants?

13. Did they have any phases? (e.g. emo, punk, scene...)

14. How did they do academically in high school?

15. Are they the big spoon or the little spoon?

16. How do they like their eggs?

17. How do they like their toast?

18. Queso or guacamole?

19. What are they like as a neighbor?

20. How do they behave when confronted with deadlines?

21. What's the weirdest thing you're likely to find in their room?

22. What fictional character do they relate to the most?

23. Do they like raisins in their pastries? If no, will it stop them from eating it?

24. When forced to do a group project with other people, what role do they usually play?

25. Does your muse listen to vinyl records? Do they use iTunes? Do they legally or illegally download music?

26. How would your muse do at taking care of a goldfish?

27. Is your muse a dreamer or a realist?

28. Android, iPhone, or other?

29. What's their Subway order?

30. Trendsetter, trend follower, or trend ignorer?

31. What about themselves do they usually not tell people? What are they embarrassed of?

32. What's their ideal vacation?

33. White, red, or rose wine?

34. Are they outdoorsy? Do they enjoy hiking, camping, etc.?

35. What's their Starbucks order?

36. What colors make up most of their wardrobe?

37. Do they believe in any conspiracy theories? Fear a zombie apocalypse/AI overtake? How do they think the world will end?

38. Do they play video games? If so, which ones?

39. What would you see if you looked through their trashcan?

40. What kind of videos do they get recommended on YouTube?

41. Are they an exhibitionist? Do they ever change in front of windows? Have sex when they know people can see/hear?

42. How do they feel about astrology?

43. Why do people usually call them on the telephone? To complain? To ask for advice? To ask them to do something for them?

44. Have they ever had any pregnancy scares?

45. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?

46. Do they meme? Enjoy memes? Create memes? Find them horribly annoying? How about shitposts?

47. How do they go about asking someone out or confessing their feelings about someone to them?

48. When do they usually go to bed?

49. In the "sleep vs. grades vs. social life, pick two" situation, which two do they pick?

50. What do they think is the meaning of life?

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❝ He is a fool to kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. ❞

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||GUESS WHO'S BACK AFTER LIKE TEN YEARS. What? What do you mean it's only been nine days? I have no clue what you're going on about... So basically, a bunch of things happened irl (Nothing overly negative!) so I've had little time to get on here. And yet, here I am now, as everything has been dealt with. Wait, why am I even making it this long? Oh who cares, point is im back, will get to any ancient threads I was doing, queue up some RP memes or something like I've been meaning to for who knows how long, and go back to being a ditz. Wait, nevermind, apparently a new famitsu leak is coming out with Miu in it. Time to prepare myself for any adjustments for Miu's char- I'LL STOP TALKING NOW IM SORRY

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“Ooh! Ooh! Weeeeeell, let’s see here... I once made a car powered on hydrogen... And a plane powered by solar energy! Ooh! I also made a- Agh!”

It was obvious she had gotten caught up in just the basis of thing she she had made, and would’ve probably went on about it for who knew how long if she refused to stop herself.

“Oopsies! I'm getting caught up! Oh, by the way, who are you? I don't think I caught your name... Or did I? Maybe I did, what if I didn't but didn't know so I didn't, while I did but then everyone knows I didn't because this makes no sense did the crocodile cross the road no silly THAT WAS THE CHICKEN!”

...It would be considered a crime if this wasn't normal for her by now

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Tagged by: @backhandbaby 

Tagging: Whoever wants to do it

1. Name/Alias: Still tryna think of one cause I simply dislike my real name 2. Birthday: 26th August 3: Zodiac Sign: Virgo 4. Height: 5′6 5. Time:  I'm guessing it means current time, so 09:47 6. Sleep: I'm not sure if this refers to amount of sleep or what time I go to sleep, but I tend to make an effort of getting 8-9 hours of sleep in per night. 7. Favorite books: Either Berserk by Anny Kellen, or The Traitors by Tom Becker 8. Favorite artist: No clue whatsoever. 9. Last movie watched: Considering half a movie counts, that'd be Of Mice and Men (The book is ten times better, tbh) 10. College: ? 11. Dream job: Probably something either science or history related, not too sure. 12. Meaning behind url: Well, I wanted a URL that included Iruma's talent but not her name, as it'd be more rememberable. I wanted something that had a nice ring to it, and one I didn't have to replace every vowel with an 'x' or something like that. My memory somehow darted to that Mr Men series, and I simply thought that 'little-miss-inventor' had a nice ring to it, that somewhat fits with how I portray Miu.

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“Folk.... Lord... Wha-? Is that like a... A.... Ummm... A lord who likes folk music....?

It was clear the blonde wasn't this Folklore person he spoke of, heck, she probably didn't even know what the term itself meant. What she did know, is that was certainly not what's she was... It sounded so... Boring! Could you imagine going into the study of elves and gremlins? Even if there was more to that, it was clearly all she could potentially understand of it.

“No, silly! I'm the Super High School Level Inventor~! Craaaaaaazy, right?”

His diversion seemed to have worked, but the real question was this - for how long?

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“So... If you aren't a drwarf... Does that make you a dwarf which doesn't want to be a dwarf, hiding his identity as a dwarf to run away from the other dwarfs who are meanies, but then the dwarfs catch him and burn him alive! ARE YOU A REINACARNATION OF A DWARF?!?!!”

In an instant, her face went from a calm - considering her personal standards, she may or may not have been twitching a teensy bit- to... Well, let’s call this face ‘The Iruma face’. Not many people could pull off this living wonder, she must be... Privilged isn't exactly the best of words to be using....

“Ooopsies daisy me~! I totally forgot to introduce myself! The name’s Iruma Miu~! Or is it Miu Iruma... Man, I really can't remember these days... That reminds me, what’s the difference between a dwarf and a gremlin?! HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU A GREMLIN?!”

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“Huh? I didn’t qwuite hear you thwere”

Of course, she was already testing the detective’s gamble, starting to stuff a donut into her mouth, making room for another. It certainly wasn’t the most… Aesthetically pleasing, of sights one may see, to put it lightly.

“Mwan, these are uber gwood…”

In another one went, exactly what did she intend on gaining from this? That was a question which would delicately sit upon the minds of many - in fact, it wouldn’t be surprising if she was questioning that herself…

“I’m twelling you, I can bweat that!”

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     Ah… he should have expected it. Now she’s really helping herself with those donuts!

     “W-Wait hold on!”

     A small panic tone of voice arose from the SHSL Detective, never thinking about the laid trap she left there for him! Skipping the question’d avoid this food eating calamity

     A cup of water was poured from a jar, emphasizing his concern over her rash actions.

     “… Here. You should be more cautious about eating quickly, there’s always a possibility to get stomachache or choked from the foods you stuffed in. Drinking some water will ease you.”

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“AHAH! I TOOOOOOOOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!”

A burp escaped the inventors mouth, as a smirk crossed her face. Not many would be proud of such a... Let’s call it an ‘abnormal’ thing for now, but who would be surprised? This is Iruma we’re talking now about here...

“Water shmata. What can it do, keep the human race alive?”

In case it wasn't obvious to everyone, the blonde wasn't the wittiest of people...  Surprsing, for an inventor - but who knew what else she had hidden up her sleve?

“It would be super duper convenient if you could stop being such a fusspot over all this...”

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Apologies for the inactivity!

//Agh, school has been getting in the way meaning I couldn't get on here in a while! 

Please like this if I currently owe you a reply, and I’ll get right to it!

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Tag dump, because my lazy self still hasn't made one yet

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Starter for @kokioujo

“Im a Little tea-pot short and stout~!”

Over and over, the blonde couldn't seem to clear her head of that annoying tune. When you’re in the same class at the Ultimate Nursery School Teacher, however, it’s simply in the norm... For their standards, that is. Everyone's else would look a thing the inventors, as if she was some crazy scientist who’d always ramble on about the weirdest of things... Strange, that sounds so familiar...

“Ugh, why is that super duper difficult to get out of my head!”

The strange thing is, a lot of blondes try their hardest to disprove the whole ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype... Iruma however...? She’s a, special, case, shall we say. So special that she somehow managed to bump into the Ultimate Princess, Sonia Nevermind... Clichés for the win!

“ElllooooOooh! Oh! Are you that fancy smancy princess? Wait no! Are you that unicorn who can evolve into a human! Or was that a jelly bean...”

Iruma Miu, Ultimate first impressions! Wow, do I love sarcasm! 

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“Mind what?! The gap when you get off the train?! The teensy weensy space between our skin and eye?! Ooooh, speaking of eyes, did ya know that people all around the world have an average of two eyes?! Craaaaazy, right, right RIGHT?! Or should I say left, did you know I'm left handed? And while we’re on the topic of left hands, did you know your left hand is curled up into a tiny ball?! And ball sounds a lot like bowl, bowls sim a pretty popular sport back on the day, therefore... THE TINY SPACE IS ACTUALLY A GAME OF BOWLS!!!”

She was just about talking to herself eventually, soon appearing to have lost interest in the long haired boy. Either that, or she completely forgot about his existence - both were equally possible.

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Starter for @cyborg-maid "If somebody calls you the bees knees..." What's this?! Iruma, muttering under her breath?! Is this a dream?! Probably just an illusion, the inventor having a somewhat thoughtful pose while pacing up and down the hallways of Gifted Inmates... Just doesn't physically make sense! That's like saying to always add ketchup to your pasta! Or saying that broccoli flavoured donuts should exist... "And a bee doesn't have any knees..." There it was again. The quiet, sweet - probably from all that sugar she's been consuming - voice failed to travel far... People could probably get used to th- "DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY NON EXISTENT?! HOLY FUCK MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!" And... There it was, the 'normal' steampunk styled girl we all knew, but didn't necessarily love. Many heads turned in her direction, as if she was crazy - pfffft, who would think that?