Light a candle for the kids @pretentiousthoughts - Tumblr Blog

me [cleaning]: ok im going to throw out these papers

brain: no, theres doodles on there u made with friends. keep

me: ok.. well im going to throw out these old receipts

brain: no, u had a nice time that day with them

me: but they dont even like me anymore

brain: keep

me: fine. i will throw out this piece of lint

brain: no keep

frappuccinio

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite

When you use lessons from your advertising and marketing class to reach your target market a.k.a boys

whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

weloveshortvideos

H8 today, H8 everything

mooglemain

OKAY WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE…..

Yo fuck this, fuck literally everything

Do I only care about guys?

Ok. I will. So anyway this guy is coming over tonight and I've had a thing for him for god knows how long. He finally asked me to hang out and the night has come. I have been feeling sick to my stomach ever since he asked. Some gross things are going on in my body. Also I haven't told him my Mono is still fucking contagious. That's a great way to ruin a moment. also I'm not supposed to have sex because my spleen is inflamed apparently(after having mono that happens I guess) it could explode? ? Idk. Anyway. Did I mention I'm on my period? Tonight should be interesting. God I wonder who read this. Who the hell follows me on here anyway.

But seriously everything on here is hilarious

Woooow this blog. Should I keep using it?

sooooooooooo,... i dont go on here really but this one guy follows my other tumblr and i want to TALK ABOUT HIM.

1. hes like rlly rlly rlly rlly cute

2. seriously

3. I dont want to date him

4. but maybe i would

5. but i just want to hook up

6. he actually talks to me all the time

7. what if he saw this

8.but he wont

9. I MIGHT HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH HIM TONIGHT