This is a roleplay blog, obviously???

No I don't know why DNI-archive thinks I'm a real person who holds these beliefs. Anyway here's wonderwall

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•~°~• About •~°~•

Drama / Personal blog! Quirk dropped for anonymity as I've already received multiple restraining orders (>_<;) Purpleblood! Preban / Postmolt

•~°~• DNI •~°~•

Well obviously if you don't like drama you won't like me (>_<;) Pls no law enforcement! I'm following orders I prommy! Hemoanons on thin ice!

•~°~• My Controversial Takes •~°~•

RPF is O.K. as long as you don't show the people/person it's about Hemospectrum slightly whack maybe Trials and banishment system deserves some criticism Doxing is always O.K.! Restraining orders suck (>_<;)

•~°~• Please no discourse! •~°~•

OOC: GIRL HELP I JUST HAVE THAT AS MY MAINS PFP I NEVER MEANT TO GET ROPED INTO HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY LIKE THIS I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING PLEASE BE NICE TO ME I HAVENT DONE THIS SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER

Mun is over 20 pls don't be weird, no IRL discourse, for the love of gods be nice to me, muse's words and actions don't necessarily reflect mun's views

PFP art is mine but nothing else is!

Unreality ahead!

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ok so last moon i had a impromptu kinda date rite n this guy comes over n hes like ur real inch resting n i was like ive never heard some1 pronounce interesting as 2 words out loud b4

n e ways so he was like hey can i come 2 urs n check out ur gaming setup n i was like i dont got a game station u dumbfuck i have a SIMS station bc its dedicated 2 SIMS n he was like ok w/e thats what i wanna see so can i come over n see it so i was like finnneeee ur like a mosquito personified but ok

so this guy btw i didnt mention hes also a purp so he coems over n hes like wow ur house is inch resting n i was like no fr how are you doing that w ur mouth its fuckin weird

we kinda like fucked around w my tv n i was like im not gonna take u around my hive on a tuor bc ur kinda fuckin weird but he would nottttttt take the fuckin hint like he kept fuckin goin on n on n askin about shit that was like lowkey pmtfo but i was trying 2 b nice even tho he doesnt deserve it i was being the bigger person bc i am a bigger person im tall asf n lean thicc so if im not the bigger person ill crush a b flat

he kept like hinting that he wanted 2 see my bedroom it was weirdddd

like oh what do u have in ur sleeping block whats ur pc look like whats ur block decorated in do u have more posters up there r u like some kind of nut who only decorates her downstairs floor

but i dont owe a b nothin at all so i was like side steppin tfff outta that shit i was NAWT lettin him in2 mai fuckin sleeping quarters like bro take a fuckin hint but he wouldnt take a fuckin hint n he just got more obvious he was like y r u hiding ur hive from me like why do u wanna know

oh n also he was fuckin stupid as shit like he asked me if he could see my block outright n i said no so get this:

he was like o whats upstairs n i was like (Ò_Ô) they dont talk

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"road work ahead" (Ò_Ô) uhhh bitch i sure hope it does!

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wood fired pizza!? (Ò_Ô) how's pizza gonna get a job in this market...

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apartment COMPLEX? (Ò_Ô) uhhh i find it p simple

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it's based...? based on what? (Ò_Ô)

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ur telling me... (Ò_Ô) a shrimp fried this rice?

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the bird flu...? (Ò_Ô) uhhh yea they do that....

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chefs kiss...? (Ò_Ô) do they rlly?

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ok time 2 stir up some drama.

milk isn't even that good. chocolate milk? gross. strawberry milk? don't make me laugh. milk tea? ew. coffee? LIKE OMG THE WORST EVER... any drink tied 2 milk is like. lowest tier. do u get it

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y r ppl outside my hive rn........... im literally trying 2 edit my mespace. like do u mind.......... oh my goggggg

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ok but liek. what if i really COULD use a wish rite now. wish rite now.

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girls who bite u repeatedly >>>>

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its sooooo hard to find a safe way to keep ur warmer blooded quads alive for extra sweeps. like ughhhh

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i fucking h8 when people "oh but what if--" u in convos. yea n what if the world was made of rice pudding bitch (-_-) what if my lusus had wheels what if my hand was made of hot pockets. what then

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this post is about my gf arguing w me do not derail!!!