Strawberry has my uwus

[pretty-bun]

[pretty-bun]

i am So sorry for the like and rb spamMFNENWBB your posts are the funniest things ive seen this week, i hope you have a good day op, take care

oh no, i’ve really enjoyed getting the notifications for the like and rb spam!! it’s been so long since anyone’s really looked at my account like this and it made me happy to see that some people are still getting joy from it!!

i hope your day is lovely man!!!

[ros--berry]

All I remember of Watership Down is that it was very violent and the female rabbits were used as breeding slaves(?) by the male rabbits and this has kept me from touching the book since.

[pretty-bun]

of course, if the violence and lack of agency from female characters is keeping you from reading the book, that is absolutely fine. however, calling female rabbits breeding slaves is incorrect! females are needed for breeding, however outside of efrafa no characters are kept as slaves for any purpose. even then, i don’t think they’re kept particularly for breeding only. unless i’m interpreting efrafa incorrectly lmao.

although you are absolutely correct on the violence. absolutely no way to wiggle out of that there!

[pretty-bun]

you know what? i honestly really truly think that if hazel heard a 100 gecs song he’d have an aneurysm and die

[raine-of-auroria]

Hyzenth-may 2020: Day 1

Started a little late oops but what better than to start a daily Hyzenthlay for the entirety of May than her first introduction in the film where she’s merely a silhouette with beautiful blue eyes? 

[raine-of-auroria]

Yo tomorrow I’m gonna start a Hyzenth-may where I post one picture of Hyzenthlay every day in May

[pretty-bun]

hyzenthmay is the only good thing to come out of 2020 😔😔😔😔😔😔

[raine-of-auroria]

Make this a meme format

[pretty-bun]

animal crossing meme for the soul

you are RIGHT make this a meme format

[pretty-bun]

it’s been so long by the living tombstone intensifies

[pretty-bun]

every week we get someone else on the watership down tag giving their “hot take” on bigwig being gay like YES we all know he’s a homosexual who likes to *** ***** but where r the hot takes for the LESBIANS

hyzenthlay is the kuromi gay to clover’s my melody gay

[pretty-bun]

aww cute icons for u and ur s/o

[pretty-bun]

i’m just gonna say it - i don’t think blackberry could solve a rubik’s cube. and that’s not a slight on his character, i think he’s very smart, and it’s not because he’s a rabbit and he wouldn’t be able to move it around with his dumb stupid dumb dumb idiot rabbit feet, and it’s not even because i h8 men and he’s a man. it’s because i think he’s the type to crack under pressure. like maybe he’s going for a world record, or maybe he’s just going for a regular record. perhaps he’s even just trying to impress someone. but he’d get almost to the end and drop it. and after he’d drop it - completely still unfinished - he would freak out and start crying from pure embarrassment. and that’s why blackberry can Not solve a rubik’s cube

[pretty-bun]

listing the watership down gang based on how likely it is that they would return my purse if i left it on the bus, going from most to least likely

hazel - absolutely would return it. would look me up on facebook to find me so he could return it. 10/10 chance best boy.

silver - lovely baby boy. gives me my purse back.

blackberry - would return it. would go through my membership cards beforehand though.

fiver - digs through my purse to see if there were any available coupons to use and i don’t blame him. takes the sephora gift card with $28 still left on it.

buckthorn - gives the purse to the bus driver so no one can steal it uwu.

dandelion - considers taking the money out of my purse, but is a good boy and ultimately decides against it.

pipkin - he doesn’t take anything, but he doesn’t give me my purse back anyway. literally doesn’t see it and that’s okay.

bluebell - literally just leaves it on the bus, but unlike pipkin he does see it and he doesn’t give a shit and that too is okay.

holly - steals my licence and my credit card. gives me back my purse.

acorn, speedwell and hawkbit - steals everything out of my bag. gives me back my empty purse. they spend it on doritos and mountain dew.

bigwig - he is not even on the bus therefore can’t return my purse.

[pretty-bun]

i couldn’t think of any alternative to el-ahrairah and frith so it’s kinda basic but :/

[pretty-bun]

i wake up every morning and feel more and more upset that the miniseries didn’t give us good merch :(

[bigwigxhazel]

if given the chance, bigwig would beat the stuffing out of 2018 bigwig.

[pretty-bun]

what bonding activities shall i do with a rabbit when i adopt one, you ask?

bitch we silflaying! i’m gonna fuckinh eat grass with her!

[pretty-bun]

general woundwort but with a fat ass