Pretty-Fucking-Irrelevant

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[willkill4pudding]

Companion to:

[ohmysmokeythebear]

a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman

[misfireish]

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, “you were BORN with the internet, you don’t know what it’s like to live without!”

Me: yeah

96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.

[heywriters]

I once made the mistake of asking a 96yo lady what she liked to watch on tv as a kid and she got a good laugh out of that before saying loudly, “I REMEMBER WHEN RADIO WAS INVENTED.”

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[babyanimalgifs]

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I WILL FITS”

[ruinedchildhood]

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[catchymemes]

[antique-scarecrow]

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

[whitepeopletwitter]

[muppetlesbian]

a power move

[4gifs]

When airport employees get bored

[starlancerthereliant-blog]

It’s 2:45 in the morning and I’m at IHOP trying not to lose it.

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[animatedtext]

[spockgirl]

im in a really bad media diversity class where the professor was trying to make a point to us about stereotypes so he was like “when you think of frankenstein you probably think of a big green monster right?” and then when everyone in class was immediately like “no it’s the scientist” he pretended he didn’t hear us 

[fortunatelyburningenthusiast]

Millennial culture is knowing Frankenstein is the scientist.

[bairnsidhe]

Woke Millennial Culture is, however, ALSO knowing Frankenstein was the monster.

[looksmokin]

oh SHIT

[mysharona1987]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[shingojira]

(x)

[sixeyesoath-deactivated20230416]

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*