His Red Flags Are Big, But His Boobs Are Bigger

Markus. He/Him. 28. Gay man. Better than you. ~~ I love lots of different shit. I ship gay shit cause I'm gay. ~~ This is a Fucked Up Villain fan account. Even when I post about other shit, the Essence™ of Sexy Evil Men is hovering over me like a ravenous seagull seeing an entire burger on the ground of a McDonald's parking lot. ~~ Fiction isn't real, go touch grass ❤️ ~~

[splatterpunkfleshlight]

I love how hopeful all the artists on here are that Flambae would wear a shirt to pride 🧡

I put him FIRMLY in the 'might get a ticket for indecency if he moves wrong' crowd.

[cam-orange]

quick doodle on markings and scars

[doodlegrub]

𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑏𝑠.

[bohemianaftersunset]

some happy little pride bullshit from staying up too late ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

other bs versions under the cut ✂️ I dunno I LIKE RAINBOWS 🌈

[miccllmr]

happy pride month guys !!

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[fn300v2]

Miss them again😋💖

[stormbringers-melody]

Oh Bob-Bob, what a magnificent display.

[rockabillywife]

Fingering the plot hole

[flamberttext]

[dapperdoodlenoodle]

Every time I see a comment along the lines of, “why does Flambae have so much cake,” underneath fanart I have this image on standby.

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[pillow-boi]

Ages ago I said I would draw more dispatch SO HERE IT IS 🙌

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[chek4rdd]

wooo homo month

flambert fanart june 1st? hell yeah

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw