real life shit

23. GORGEOUS. FATTY. BEYONCE. FASHION. FOOD. SEX. MUSIC. ART. LOVE. DRUGS.

[catchymemes]

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[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[oceanmoss]

[delinda-arts]

I just shut tf down to spare ppls feelings 😂

[aquariansareamazing]

Girl don’t flirt with me for fun I eat vagina very well, I will fuck you.

[askboxmemes]

Reblog And See What People Want From You!

1. A baby 2. A second chance 3. Sex 4. Kiss 5. Friendship 6. To chill 7. To cuddle 8. A long term relationship 9. A good laugh 10. An apology 11. A hug 12. Be my bitch 13. Be my sex buddy 14. Simply to be mine 15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

[notnando]

s/o to myself for my great taste in music

[dreamdolldiary]

[eleminim]

Anon me a color

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.

Red - I love you.

Pink - I think you’re cute.

Blue - You’re amazing.

Rose - You’re pretty

Purple - You’re hot.

Violet - I would date you.

Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Amber - I wish you would notice me.

Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Beige - I don’t know you at all.

Yellow - I don’t like your blog.

Green - I don’t like you.

Olive - I think you are unattractive.

Brown - I hate you.

Grey - You scare me.

Black - Delete your tumblr

[bongmxster]

reblog if you're high, horny, or hungry right now.

[paulsebert]

Twitter is dying…

Reblog to make it die faster…

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[neckkiss]

RELAX

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