PrettyPaeonia

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[nso-csi]

240526 SHINeeWORLD_VI Day3 encore

he doesn’t remember the choreo, his expression 😂😂😂

[roach-works]

pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.

pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.

there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?

pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?

this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.

[lanibgoode]

#ash: i just found a new region called jotoh!#oak: hey cool so apparently the world is round now#ash: wow!#oak: was the world round yesterday#ash: sure?#oak: great talk im gonna go have some grownup lemonade now bye

tags are too good to not pass along

[roach-works]

things that the pokemon researchers regularly fight over at scientific conferences:

-is there any meaningful correlation between type and likelihood of a humanoid evolution

-why are pokemon more likely to evolve towards a bipedal bauplan than away from one

-if pokemon dont have genitalia why is it that the more closely they resemble adult human proportions the more likely they are to have mock-clothes over where their genitals aren't

-when a pokegenesis occurs (the entry point of a new pokemon into the universe's timeline) (you have to think of it as an entry point because once it happens it goes backwards into the past as well as forwards into the future) do all the new instances of the individual pokemon arrive as a big lot of eggs, and spread out from there, or as the ages and in the positions they would have been if they had always been there, because now they've always been there

-why isn't there a bicycle-shaped pokemon yet?

-do we categorize pokemon by self identification (the cat pokemon know they're cats) or by similarity of build and ability (fish pokemon)

-are the indefinitely young trainers in chronostasis (their age has been fixed to a certain unmoving point OR unmoored from the forward flow of time) or are they just experiencing periodic chronoregression (they loop a very short period of aging OR are reset to a pre-event age) by their entanglement with multiple pokegenesis events

-is exposing prepubescent children to significant chronological aberrations ethical even if they really want to

-how do you stop a ten year old with a dragon from doing anything they want to do

-was the world always round or what

[littlepinkbeast]

fun fact! as of scarlet/violet there are have always been bicycle/motorcyclish pokemon!

it puffs up its throat sac and curls its tail up and *runs along on all four legs*, you know, exactly like a real bicycle.

behold, a bicycle Cyclizar!

[roach-works]

oh we are getting UGLY DRUNK at this year's pokeconference

[lemmaeof]

Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire's Delta Episode has an answer for this! Every single copy of every single pokémon game is a separate dimension, and the Link Cable is a device for traveling between those dimensions. Giovanni of Team Rainbow Rocket also uses the Ultra Wormholes in Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon in order to assemble a group of all the evil team leaders from all the teams to date from dimensions where those teams were successful in their ambitions.

From this information, we can extrapolate that every new generation takes place in a timeline where future pokémon didn't exist. This doesn't provide a satisfying answer to why Pichu has a dex number so separate from Pikachu, for example, but in the real world we realize what we thought were the same species were actually multiple separate ones all the time. It's entirely likely that scientists just didn't realize Pichu and Pikachu are separate species until after they'd catalogued Pikachu.

[roach-works]

i like that there exists a cord that will let you access an alternate dimension where your world is bigger and has more stuff in it and all that happens is some shitty assholes import a bunch of other assholes to do dumb asshole shit

like, literally any geologist on earth would murder a mafia boss with a rock to get a shot at running around in Bigger Earth Now With Extra Continents, to say nothing of feral zoologists, how did giovanni survive this nonsense

[byunbaekhyunie]

KYUNGSOO & KRYSTAL @ the 44th Blue Dragon Film Awards

[prettypaeonia]

oooof its been a while tumblr

[possession1981-moving]

okay if we’re doing soloists. YOUR taemin song??? mine are heaven, just me and you and door

[shineemoon]

It’s called Complete ver… Our plagiarism series is now COMPLETE 😭💖

[minyo129]

220726 [Soshi Tamtam] SNSD vid call with Yooguen and Minho

Translating part of the conversation with Yooguen.

Y: hello, do you remember me?

M: isn't it Yooguen?

Y: yes, correct

M: why are you there?

Y: I came as SNSD's son

M: What's wrong with your voice?

Y: its because of my voice has break

Yoona: when the last you see Yooguen?

M: i think i saw him when he was a baby

Sunny said doppelganger can't meet because they are really similar.

Yoona told Minho they cried at Yoogeun instead of the real Kyungsan at first because he was the 1st one to appeared.

Trans © iFlamesForMinho full vid : link

[sensitive-charmy]

Sora actually saw Riku after his KH3 makeover and said, “Whoa!” He actually did that. He straight up pointed at the man in new clothes and shouted. That’s something that actually happened.

[our-happygirl500-fan]

No but in The Real Organisation XIII Xion is number 13 which was Roxas’ old number & Saïx is number 8 which is Axel’s old number which makes me emotional considering their relationships but also Vanitas is number 11 which is Marluxia’s old number which makes me want to scream considering the connection Vanitas has to Marluxia

[taemmin]

[elletao]

TAO XU Heartstopper (2022 - )

[jinkidot]

[90snokia]

when you’re being individually graded in your group project presentation  

[tach0la-deactivated20180420]

im da guy w/ the silver hair @ the end who starts screaming outta nowhere

[noodles-and-tea-deactivated2023]

Hi x

[pskyche]

kingdom hearts 4 really got me producing more in a few days than school does

edit: the fact that Sora might have come to our world means the Disney franchise exists DJJSDJ

[ashawol-deactivated20240605]

JR & Ren + Key

[fyjjong]

experience key’s (now infamous) instagram post in it’s full subbed glory. (source: shinelikeoxygen)

[masteraqua]

utterly obsessed with how his hair curls up at the ends

[ctrlaltdelalex]

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