Peach @prettyphoneyougotthere - Tumblr Blog

knock knock

-@slitmythroatandeattilyougetsick

"Come in losers."

*Peach called out. He was wearing rubber gloves, inspecting Black's room like a crime scene.*

"Hey, it's me... I just wanna help..."

she sniffs the air nervously

"Alright then. We'll need all the help we can get, also because I don't like touching other people's stuff. It's ew..."

"You think you can find anything?"

"Maybe... I-I'll try."

poke poke. searching searching

"Smells like cats in here... hey, there's- there's some weird looking pink fur by the window..."

"Huh, pink cat you say..."

*Peach comes over and took out a plastic bag, he puts the fur in the bag.*

"Anything else you can find?"

"I don't really know how this works, this is the first time I've had to look for something like this-!"

He goes back to looking around

"Alright then. You can keep looking while I run this evidence with Shark. We probably have a scientist around here somewhere."

"Okay..."

*Peach heads out, taking the evidence with him.*

knock knock

-@slitmythroatandeattilyougetsick

"Come in losers."

*Peach called out. He was wearing rubber gloves, inspecting Black's room like a crime scene.*

"Hey, it's me... I just wanna help..."

she sniffs the air nervously

"Alright then. We'll need all the help we can get, also because I don't like touching other people's stuff. It's ew..."

"You think you can find anything?"

"Maybe... I-I'll try."

poke poke. searching searching

"Smells like cats in here... hey, there's- there's some weird looking pink fur by the window..."

"Huh, pink cat you say..."

*Peach comes over and took out a plastic bag, he puts the fur in the bag.*

"Anything else you can find?"

"I don't really know how this works, this is the first time I've had to look for something like this-!"

He goes back to looking around

"Alright then. You can keep looking while I run this evidence with Shark. We probably have a scientist around here somewhere."

knock knock

-@slitmythroatandeattilyougetsick

"Come in losers."

*Peach called out. He was wearing rubber gloves, inspecting Black's room like a crime scene.*

"Hey, it's me... I just wanna help..."

she sniffs the air nervously

"Alright then. We'll need all the help we can get, also because I don't like touching other people's stuff. It's ew..."

"You think you can find anything?"

"Maybe... I-I'll try."

poke poke. searching searching

"Smells like cats in here... hey, there's- there's some weird looking pink fur by the window..."

"Huh, pink cat you say..."

*Peach comes over and took out a plastic bag, he puts the fur in the bag.*

"Anything else you can find?"

knock knock

-@slitmythroatandeattilyougetsick

"Come in losers."

*Peach called out. He was wearing rubber gloves, inspecting Black's room like a crime scene.*

"Hey, it's me... I just wanna help..."

she sniffs the air nervously

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #peach the jerk #bsd xy #bsd rp

"Alright then. We'll need all the help we can get, also because I don't like touching other people's stuff. It's ew..."

"You think you can find anything?"

knock knock

-@slitmythroatandeattilyougetsick

"Come in losers."

*Peach called out. He was wearing rubber gloves, inspecting Black's room like a crime scene.*

fair enough :) say :) how has your smiles been :) have you been smiling good :)

"My smiles have been decent I think. I gaze at me in the mirror every morning."

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #peach the jerk #bsd xy #bsd rp

not weird :) take that back :)

"Loom here I find everyone. And I mean everyone (expect my loyal fan boy) weird."

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #peach the jerk #bsd xy #bsd rp

happy birthday :) hope it goes well with lots of smiles and happiness going around :)

"Oh thank you weird creature!"

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #peach the jerk #bsd xy #bsd rp

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

The man would make a therapist need a therapist.

"Honey, this city got only one therapist."

And he will need a therapist if any of the red bandits go to him for therapy

"Yeah let's not."

Exactly my point ^^

"What about me? I'm pretty sane."

And the denial is a river in Egypt

"... Touché."

"Anyways can you put me down?"

Will ya behave

"Yessss.'

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

The man would make a therapist need a therapist.

"Honey, this city got only one therapist."

And he will need a therapist if any of the red bandits go to him for therapy

"Yeah let's not."

Exactly my point ^^

"What about me? I'm pretty sane."

And the denial is a river in Egypt

"... Touché."

"Anyways can you put me down?"

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

The man would make a therapist need a therapist.

"Honey, this city got only one therapist."

And he will need a therapist if any of the red bandits go to him for therapy

"Yeah let's not."

Exactly my point ^^

"What about me? I'm pretty sane."

And the denial is a river in Egypt

"... Touché."

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

The man would make a therapist need a therapist.

"Honey, this city got only one therapist."

And he will need a therapist if any of the red bandits go to him for therapy

"Yeah let's not."

Exactly my point ^^

"What about me? I'm pretty sane."

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

The man would make a therapist need a therapist.

"Honey, this city got only one therapist."

And he will need a therapist if any of the red bandits go to him for therapy

"Yeah let's not."

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

The man would make a therapist need a therapist.

"Honey, this city got only one therapist."

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close

"What about Shark?"

He was almost obsessed with his ex before they FINALLY broke up

"Oh right. Those two were closed to getting married. Uhhh Butcher? He's sane?"

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

Oh quite your whining

"But they're loud!"

*her signature scary as fuck glare*

"Ahodnoadho back you devil woman!"

*Holding a slipper.*

*peach you idiot*

*now she is pissed*

*she grabs one of her heels*

What.did.you.just.say.to.me

*He drops the slipper.*

"Oh my God I'm so sorry! I was being dramatic!"

You have five seconds head start

*yup, she was livid, rip peach*

*Peach JUMPS down the stairs.*

*she basically bolts after him at insane speeds*

*He runs out the manor and down the street.*

*suddenly he is bonked with her heel*

*Collapsed on the sidewalk.*

*she comes up moments later, smug as fuck, and carries him like a sack of potatoes back to the manor*

"You're so cruel."

You did this to yourself ^^

"God forbid a flamboyant man make a noise complaint."

Keep talking and you'll meet the Lord himself

"Fine then. I want to have a word with God anyways."

Alright, but I can't promise I'll go easy

I wonder if magician would let me use his meat grinder

"What the fuck?! Hell no!"

*Smack at the back of his head*

Then don't say ya wana die you stupid

"Well not by a meat grinder! Are you insane?"

...hun-

Since when is anyone in this mafia sane

*Peach paused for a moment.*

"Nugget's sane, right?"

Not even close