This Kitten Has Claws

Kitty Wilde, if you don't know me than you obviously are too much of a loser for me to have ever graced your presence. If you do know me, congrats you know the most awesome bitch to ever live.

[broadwaydreams-marley]

We don´t have to see all those shows like…right now. Maybe just…for Carousel? You know, with Laura being in it. I´ll pay for Gigi!

[prettywildekitten]

Okay that sounds perfect.  I know how much you adore Laura and I want to get you to see her as soon as possible.  Give me some dates you don’t have to work or that you’re doing morning shifts and I’ll run them by my daddy.  Also if you want to see Fun Home I think my mom wants to go with us, she’s totally into anything remotely lesbian as a ploy to try to “understand me and what I’m going through.”  I know she means well, but still, a bit on the annoying side.  At least she seems to approve of you and I dating.  

[broadwaydreams-marley]

I love you! I´m going to try and win the lottery, but I might actually get tickets if I don´t, because I really want to see this. Oh and I need to see Laura Osnes in Carousel. And Fun Home, yes! Oooooh and Something Rotten!

[prettywildekitten]

You want me to talk to my dad?  Maybe see if we can get some house seats to some of those shows?  Worth a try right?  Pays to date someone whose daddy is well connected.  

[broadwaydreams-marley]

Alright. Who wants to go see Gigi with me? Can´t say who I´m more excited to see, Corey Cott or Vanessa Hudgens. She certainly takes me back to my teenage years!

[prettywildekitten]

Well, with that all star cast, who could turn it down? I really want to see Fun Home, it seems to be getting really good buzz. 

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

You´re the weirdest person I´ve ever met and that says a lot. but I love you. And I didn´t know you were into that…not that I´m complaining. I´m definitely up for practicing tonight and if we get adventurous we could go to that pool in your building. I´m not sure anyone really goes there but…there´s a risk.

I know what you mean. I never thought you´d be the one for me, I didn´t even think you were serious when you were flirting with me but here we are and I couldn´t be happier. Even if you´re a liar, because I´m sure there´s plenty of great girls in this city, but I appreciate it,

Now, let me get back to work before I have to work an extra hour. Do you just want me to pick up some food on the way home?

[prettywildekitten]

I’m not weird, I’m horny, there’s a difference.  Into what?  semi-public sex?  Fuck yeah I am, it’s really hot.  Oooh pool sex?  I could totally be down for that.  It would be great practice.  Now I’ll be counting the seconds until you get here.  

Of course I was serious, you were hot.  I didn’t know you’d end up being someone I’d fall in love with, but I’m glad it worked out that way.  I just thought you were pretty and sweet and looked like you’d be fun in bed, so I had to try.  I was really scared you’d just tell me you were straight and to back off.  I’m so not a liar, there are very pretty girls in this city, but none that come close to you, at least in my eyes.  

Fine fine, get back to work.  I should probably finish up some sketches for class.  Yeah you can pick up some food, but I don’t know how hungry I’ll be for anything, but Marley when you get here.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Well a superpower that only works for one person probably doesn´t qualify me as a superhero, but I´ll be happy as long as it keeps you from burning down the entire city. 

And you´re the worst. You´re going to be talking about it until all I really ant is you going down on me and then I won´t be able to stop thinking about it. Let´s just hope nobody comes in to talk to me about something, and it´s not like we´re quiet either. That is most definitely going to be an adventure.

Yeah, me too. I mean…I didn´t think this was going to happen any time soon, but here we are and I love you very very much.

[prettywildekitten]

I dunno, you’d look pretty hot in spandex and a cape, like a modern day Supergirl.  See, you save the city everytime you let me look at your ass, I think that’s pretty heroic.  

Well, that’s kinda the point, and don’t worry, if you can’t stop thinking about it I think I might be able to satisfy your thoughts.  We’ll lock the door and they can just catch you at a better time.  We could practice tonight if you want.  Pretend we’re moments from being caught, fuck now I’m really turned on.  

I’d rather be happy early on and for the rest of my life than go through half my life miserable searching for someone that makes me feel like you do.   Why question things?  We’re together and as long as you want me here, I’m yours.  In the whole city, I have yet to find even one girl that can come close to you.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Sadly that´s probably not a skill I can list on my resume, not if I want to engage in a long explanation as why my butt is my superpower, though it would definitely be something else for once,

And I think us working together would be amazing. Just think about it? We´d have to keep it down though, can´t miss rehearsals because we´re having sex in my dressing room. And you don´t have any reason to be jealous, I only love you, you know that.

[prettywildekitten]

I dunno I think it’s resume worthy, thought no sure the superpower works for anyone but me.  At least I better be the only one honing the almighty power of Marley Ass.  

We’d have fun and at least I wouldn’t have to miss you throughout the day and night.  Well, true, but on our breaks we can partake in a little behind the scenes action right?  Going down on you while you have a few minutes to spare could be kinda fun.  It’s good to hear, and you know the sentiment goes both ways.  I love you very much, more than I can fathom ever loving another person.  You’re it for me, I know that, especially after all we’ve been through.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Of course you can, which is why thinga haven´t changed yet, not that I want them to. I´d rather have you looking at my butt rather than burning down the kitchen.

And thank you…I hope I´ll get to do that some day, perform eight times a week in a great show. And you being there would mean the world to me, so don´t worry, I don´t need groupies, all I need is my girlfriend waiting for me at home or cheering in the front row,

[prettywildekitten]

See, you’re ass is like a superhero, saving the city from my horrible cooking skills.  I’d have burned down half of New York if it wasn’t for you and your amazing amazing ass.  

You will, it’s an inevitability at this point.  I would definitely be in the front row, if I’m not the one making and fitting the costumes.  Wouldn’t that be something, us working together?  Good, nice to know you won’t drop me for some hot young thing that drools over you.  I have a rather jealous streak especially when it comes to you.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Yeah, I´ve noticed that you were checking out my backside, you´re not as subtle as you think when you´re pretending to listen to me giving you instructions for cooking.

And it´s really nice of you to say that, and I´m going to give you that performance, even if you´re going to be biased,

“You don’t have to put the seat down You don’t have to watch the news You dont’ have to learn to tango You don’t have to eat prosciutto You don’t have to change a thing Just stay with me I want you and you and nothing but you Miles and piles of you Finally I’ll have something worthwhile To think about each morning ,”

[prettywildekitten]

I can’t help when you’re ass is that distracting.  Besides, it’s much more appealing than learning how to cook.  I can always order out or have you do my cooking for me.  

Well, to me you’ll always be the most talented person I know.  And when you sing, it takes my breath away.   I can’t wait until I’m watching you perform 8 shows a night.  As long as you don’t let the fame go to your head and drop me for some hot little groupie at stage door.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Oh I know, trust me. I wouldn´t want to get on your bad beside.

And well I would make sure that you don´t blow anything up. much like I make sure that you don´t burn down the place when we cook. We´re a good team after all and I´m sure that it could be fun.

And no no no no, Anna Kendrick is amazing, I mean she´s already won a Tony! And I love her, but I´d love to be Cinderella one day, ‘One The Steps Of The Palace’ is one of my most sung songs these past weeks. I´m even working on it in class,

[prettywildekitten]

I don’t think there is any way that you’d ever be on my bad side.  You’re permanently on my good side.  

Well, to be fair you cook, I just check out your ass while you do so, it seems to work out pretty well for both of us.  I like the idea of us being a team, even if I don’t do much of anything.  

Anna Kendrick is okay, but you’re so talented, babe, I don’t think you realize how much.  You are going to win many Tony’s one day, I have no doubts about that.  You are?  I bet you’re going to kill it?  Care to give me a special performance?  I promise to give you constructive criticism, even if I am quite biased.  

[prettywildekitten]

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

I can only imagine…I wouldn´t want to be in their place then, but luckily nobody has burned me, or anyone at the diner, so far, so we´re good.

Well..,it´s not that hard, really. We could do it together I´m sure it would be fun and afterwards we could use it, we´d both benefit from that. But yes, I like being your Cinderella. Oh, by the way! Can we go see Into The Woods again? I´ve been singing nothing else in the shower for the past month

[prettywildekitten]

It wouldn’t be pretty, i look small and innocent, but I think you know that looks are more than deceiving.  I’m scrappy.  

I’m willing to do pretty much anything with you, but I’m rather worried I might make something that will blow up or give us a rash or worse.  The only things I’m good at making is clothes and of course making love with a hot blue eyed brunette girl.  Yes we can see Into The Woods again, I don’t mind, it makes you happy and I love when you start humming or breaking out into song afterwards.  You’re adorable.  I’m hoping one day you’ll get to be Cinderella or The Bakers Wife on Broadway one day.  You’d be beyond Amazing.  Way better than Anna Kendrick.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Believe me, I do too: At least it was juice and not coffee, I can´t really use burns right now, or ever. But that sounds completely perfect, you shouldn´t buy these expensive things though, there´s great cheap bubble baths, and you haven even make some yourself, Mom taught me once, but for now I´m going to go with what you have because I do need some relaxing.

And I don´t doubt it, I just like to hear you say it.

[prettywildekitten]

If anyone burned you they’d be in a world of hurt from yours truly.  I won’t tolerate anyone hurting my girl.  I like expensive things, you should know that by now.  You just need to get used to being spoiled by the finer things in life, you deserve them.  Marley, I can barely make toast and yet you want me to make my own bath salts and bubble baths?  I want you to feel pampered and like the beautiful princess you are, you’ll always be my Cinderella.  

I love you, I love you, I love you, there you satisfied?  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

I don´t know, today was kind of a weird day at work, I´m glad that it´s over soon. Though there´s worse things to smell of other than juice. I´m looking forward to the bath and well, I do love you for who you are, just as long as you love me too,

[prettywildekitten]

Me too, I much prefer pampering you and making you feel good than you getting things spilled on you and having to cater to everyone else but you.  We’ll have a nice relaxing bath, I have these new bath beads that are supposed to relax you, they were expensive enough they better do the job.  Been waiting for just the right occasion to use them and I think this qualifies.  How can you ever doubt how much I love you?  When you get here I’ll tell you a million times if you want.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

  Yes well maybe you´ll get lucky. And that sounds absolutely heavenly, actually, so I´d love that. Maybe we can take a bath? Work has been gross today, someone spilled their juice all over me.

I love you, you know that? You´re able to say the filthiest things and a moment later the most romantic things I´ve ever heard, 

[prettywildekitten]

A bath could definitely be arranged, like I’d say no to anything that involves a naked Marley.  Ew, what is wrong with people?    Don’t worry about it, hon, when you’re here everything else doesn’t matter.  Just you and I and a relaxing and nice evening...where sexual hijinx may or may not occur. 

I like hearing it when you say it.  I’m just special that way, Marls, and you know you wouldn’t want me any other way. 

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

And well, one day I might let you, you crazy person. And well I don´t mind cooking, but what you´re saying sounds nice. They have this new vegan place down the street which also does take out and I´ve been meaning to try that out as well. The stir fry sounds delicious.

Ungodly things? I´m surprised time and time again at the things that come out of your mouth, especially since I´ve seen you in church,

[prettywildekitten]

But, just think, you'd be the first girl to let me do that, so it would be totes special.  I know you don't mind cooking, but you work hard and I want you to just relax when you're here.  You can cook for me on your days off.  Alright, I'll get us some stir fry and candles and romantic music and we'll have a nice night in.  

Yeah, well I think God can understand some of things that we do, I like to think he covers his eyes, however.  If I have to do a bit of penance before heaven, you're more than worth that.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

I bet you´d love it if you could eat bacon from me, wouldn´t you? You´re impossible, Kitty Wilde. But there are moments when you can be very romantic and I love you for that. And don´t worry, I´d never think that you´re only in for the sex, not after what we´ve been through. So yes, I´ll cook a nice dinner and then we can have awesome sex, alright?

[prettywildekitten]

That's my biggest dream, babe and one day I will talk you into it.  I mean who wouldn't want the two things that make them the happiest to be combined?  I know you wouldn't, but I just don't ever want to get to that point where we don't ever date and just fuck all the time.  You and I are so much more than that.  You don't have to cook, you work so hard and don't worry I won't cook either.  I'll get take out from a nice restaurant and light some candles and open a nice bottle of wine.  We can talk and just be together for a little bit before I drag you into my room to do ungodly things to.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

Excuse me? I´m very fun and adventurous. Be careful with your words Kitty or I might have dinner and skip the sex.

And well, I can´t get enough of you either, but you know that. I dont need a fancy meal to prove that.

[prettywildekitten]

Yeah...you can be when you want to be, I guess.  Bite your tongue Marley Rose, Dinner and sex is a must, in that order unless you want to have sex while eating dinner then I could be game for that as well.  Honestly, one look from me and you'd be putty in my hands anyway.  You know you can't resist me and all my feminine wiles.  I know we don't NEED a fancy meal for that, but it's nice, sometimes, to remind ourselves that we're in it for more than that hot sex.  You're the girl I love and I want to do something nice so you don't think I just want to jump you 24/7.  

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[broadwaydreams-marley]

I´m no fun because I don´t want to have sex on a toilet seat? But hey…if you keep talking like that we´re going to have to skip dinner…

[prettywildekitten]

Yes, that's exactly why you're no fun, you have no sense of adventure.  I'm kidding, honestly, I don't want to have sex in a bathroom, a closet maybe, but bathroom might not be sanitary.  I'm trying to be romantic, Marls, at least wine and dine you before I ravish every inch of your gorgeous body.  We've been together for a long time now and I still can't get enough of you.