an idiot's guide to happiness

Chelsea. My mom named me after a place. Personal Blog: Yourmothersandfathers snapchat: pretzelcrumbs

[lurker-no-more]

Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

[sugarplumfuckwit]

If Levar Burton is hitting someone that person needs to be hit and I will hold his coat

[padnick]

That is the premise of an entire Leverage episode

[pretzelcrumbs]

casually returning to tumblr after 5 years.

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[pretzelcrumbs]

"Having elbows"

[allthingseurope]

Chatsworth House, England (by Dave)

[pretzelcrumbs]

I thought this was the kink.com castle

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[pretzelcrumbs]

@petty-roosevelt

[thickney-spears-deactivated2025]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[futuremoji]

The last 3 of your most recent emojis will describe how your final day of 2020 will be like

[pretzelcrumbs]

💃🤠🥔

Checks out

[gay-tm]

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

[galeanthropus]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[karakat2005]

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

[black-nata]

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

[animatedtext]

[depsidase]

[ksszns]

[r4cs0]

Me and the boys on our way to respect women