Pretzel's Little Land

Call me Pretzel Pronouns: He/they MINOR. I'm lazy for BIOS and I'm usually active on my gimmick blogs lol Feel free to ask me questions :)

[pretzeldaopossum]

I rrun a shit ton of gimmick blogs. Prolly more shit there. Id you want me active.... *shits on you I guess*

[sofnaskinder]

Mimikyu explorer 🫶🏻💜

[satan-offical]

Anyone else know about the great meme reset of 2026? That's right, we're bringing back Nyan Cat

[roaches-inthecereal]

Plural Will Wood: Us/We/Ourself

[pretzeldaopossum]

... Uhhh... Might need to yoink that.

*plural noises*

[roaches-inthecereal]

Trying this ONE MORE TIME

go my sharkandy 🤑

[pretzeldaopossum]

father you are beautiful

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

voiced it <3

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

[ID: A very, very compressed image of a mouse, captioned: "Let he who is without sin / Th" /End ID]

[starmybunny]

I feel like Zeus floats so he’s taller then everyone but is actually short

Zeus can change his form to be as tall or as buff as he wants

He just choose to be shorter most of the time because it uses less energy

and he's saving it for some dramatic second phase boss fight transformation

[satan-offical]

Me staring at the strawberry scented shampoo (it might be edible this time)

[cookierungames]

Trick or treat!!! 🎃👻🍬🦇💀🧡✩₊˚.⋆🕸️⋆⁺₊✧🎃🦇🕷️🎃👻💀🍁🍂 🎃🍂🍁⎛|\ ^•⩊•^ /|⎞𝕳𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓!

I choose trick.

Trick 🎃

[pretzeldaopossum]

ahh poo.

[satan-offical]

People always complain about the English colonising other countries but it's not like it'll happen here 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧oh gOD NO🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧RUN SAVE YOUR CHILDEN🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧SAVE YOURSELFS 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷NOT THE FRENCH TOO 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇫🇷🇫🇷🇬🇧🇫🇷🇬🇧🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇬🇧🇫🇷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇫🇷🇬🇧

[roaches-inthecereal]

I love my partner

[pretzeldaopossum]

Wait I wasnt informed. Whos my new parental figure.

[nemurian]

Noli just seems like the kind of guy who would reply to baby babble like he can perfectly understand it

[nemurian]

Vee's primal need to kickflip random objects overrides her common sense yet again 💔

[nemurian]

Giving Elliot headwings because I think he deserves to make threat displays everytime he sees 007n7

[homosexuality-offical]

what to do if gay and in no men November?

Fucking cry

[no-credit-userboxes]

This [blank] is a Dandy's World fan!

Pt. 2 of many

[roaches-inthecereal]

Why is Spotify ads calling me a good boy I zoned out

[pretzeldaopossum]

micheal Jordan asked me if I wanted a sip one time... Idk the rest of the ad I was zoned out.