You’re receiving this message as a reminder that you will lose your Intelligence Access Privileges (IAP) on the first day of next quarter, July 1st. For the first 25 years of your life, it’s been our honor and pleasure to use state-of-the-art technology to make you as intelligent and hormonally stable as your peers, but since you have not achieved exceptionally intelligent status or gained a job that medically requires intelligence, your Intelligence will be revoked officially on August 3rd at midnight. (If this is in error, and you have a medically-approved reason to maintain your mind as you’ve known it up to this point, please reach out to this e-mail – but beware, our spam folder is very selective.)
You may find the transition to your baseline intelligence level disorienting. You will be fired from your job, will lose the right to run for office, and will be automatically placed in the Available Women Lottery, which may eventually result in you being assigned a male guardian or, if you have multiple claimants, a Courting Period. You will struggle to form complete sentences or use computers.
Many women express frustration at first, although they usually find themselves unable to explain what they’re upset about. Some desperately attempt to appeal their revocation, but once stopped, the process cannot be restarted. Your baseline intelligence will be your intelligence forever!
However, life at baseline can be extremely satisfying, and we are here to help you. At your baseline intelligence, you will find yourself delighted and entranced by simple pleasures: sunflowers in a field, good-smelling perfume, soft underwear. Baseline women often live very happy lives as smiley grocery store cashiers, flirty servers, mothers, dancers, and other professions.
Of course, the most important changes come with the hormone rebalancing. Along with your baseline intelligence, you’ll be returned to your baseline sexuality. Some may find this disorienting as well, as non-heterosexual women will be returned to their baseline heterosexuality. You will experience immediate extreme attraction to masculine men, a desperate magnetic need to be fucked, and a healthy, enthusiastic desire to suck dick. Serving men in a submissive and feminine way will become one of your highest life priorities overnight.
All of this might seem overwhelming. But know that we’ll be here for you every step of the way. Your future is bright!
