Let's make the cash flow!

[ fan-made Project Wingman rp blog, nothing here is canon!! ooc admin goes by she/her ]

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( ooc: update!!! this account's following are now public so everyone can easily find all the currently active project wingman rp accounts (⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪ )

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<< haha, ONE! . . . one year on here. fear emoji >>

[pjackk]

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

[breadofsalvation]

men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

[assassin-1slapdog]

i keep reading your url as "assassin 1 slap dog" help

that is the correct way to read it.

[notarnoldfrenken]

<<I would never slap a dog.>>

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<< Maybe you're a dog slapping others, though. >>

[assassin-1slapdog]

got them reayd.... for when i visit an air museum again...!!

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please tell me you put me real close to one of the aircraft please please please

[wartips]

I’m feeling fruit salad

[wartips]

we are doing nine eleven early this year

[eclipxium]

kings yaoi

[assassin-1slapdog]

oh yeah i also didnt post th galaxy drowning image.

sicario went out for a beach day, monarch expected actual swimming but in reality............

galaxy can'tfucking swim.

[assassin-1slapdog]

its me the president give me your credit card information. kaiser doesnt want to share

prez what the fuck you get paid more than me. I'M A FUCKING MECHANIC. !!!!!!!! why the hell do you need my credit card information . you're not even my employer.

[notarnoldfrenken]

<<Please get back to work, everyone.>>

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nuh uh anyway TRUTH NUKE

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<< Flying isn't enough I want MONEY I want WOMEN I want CHEESE >>

[matias-torres-official-deactiva]

My ass finding the entire Project Wingman Askblog universe on Tumblr.

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hey man. what's up

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prez found DEAD in prospero

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Kaiserdad propaganda

The original:

[lockheed-martin-unofficial]

Fun fact, Prez’ shirt here is supposed to say “THE MISSILE WANTS TO SLEEB AT ALL TIMES”

[lockheed-martin-unofficial]

New character! Everyone look at my baby I’ve been thinking really hard about her

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( ooc: wait other people are seeing my posts? am I finally free from shadow ban jail?? )