I WILL DEFEAT YOU, AND I WILL REAP THE BENEFITS!

HEY! My name’s Spif. Only 20 and I fucking airplane. You may know me as @setty_mcgull on Instagram. I’m into Transformers, TES, Fallout, PW, Ace Combat, Armored Core and Gundam. Got a lot of ocs, and a few universes I’ll eventually write. Thanks for stopping by!

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rip Concorde. My account is Senator Shockwave now.

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rip Senator Shockwave. My account is Metroplex now.

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rip Metroplex. My account is Whirl now. Skill issue!

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rip Whirl. My account is no longer themed. (Until I make enough art to theme it around Galaxy possibly).

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Temporary rebranding to Torres because of available art! I fear this thing is getting too long to keep pinned.

I should mention however that despite him being replaced several times over, this gimmick is staying true to the essence of Senator Shockwave by constantly “repainting” my blog much like he does to himself

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rip Torres. My account will buy back what it lost that day my parents sold me

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Hey I don’t know if I’ll ever share it but who do you guys thing I should write about?

AM

John Henry Eden

Roy Batty (but a Fallout 4 AU)

Voting ended onJun 21

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Instructions unclear I am writing a long haul (??? What do you call fics that have many chapters) president eden post-fallout 3 fic (there is no way I’m finishing this bro)

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

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[muensterfucker]

@molotovgrifter had the funniest idea

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I can’t believe this is literally the canon

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Washington DC Enclave: SQUEEEEEEEEEE OMG MY PRESIDENT IS SO CUTE and I HATE that annoying popular Lone Wanderer!!!!

Pacific Armada Enclave: Ok Ironsides, now hit the second Oil Rig

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Hey I don’t know if I’ll ever share it but who do you guys thing I should write about?

AM

John Henry Eden

Roy Batty (but a Fallout 4 AU)

Voting ended onJun 21

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Wip in the very early stage, but it’ll be a long time before I finish it, and there’s not enough Sulejmani content on the internet for his total 3.5 fans to wait that long

A younger Sulejmani dissociated in the middle of a warzone

[sonankuzoff]

Would everyone please consult the graph

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This is the only one that makes sense

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i want that robot SO BAD.

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It’s “I want John Henry Eden in ways I lack the technical qualifications for” hours

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RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

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6. My daughter knows where she is at all times. She knows this because she knows where she isn't.

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7. If you cannot establish radio contact with my daughter, you must continue transmitting blind

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It’s 00:49 in the morning and I should be sleeping but I just realised that from Charon’s POV, Fallout 3 is the equivalent of being sold to one direction

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I woke up and put my patchy red hair into a messy bun. I looked at my blue orbs in the mirror, my corrupt bartender Ahzrukhal came in. “CHARON. I SOLD YOU TO PAY OUR DEBTS.” he said. “Come meet your new employer”. I went downstairs and saw them. The Lone Wanderer

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How much aura does Crimson 1 have

Around 70-80 Sieverts

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the star and bird entwined - story explanation

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PLEASE NOTE: I did not work on this alone !! This was a collaborative project between me and my friend, @eschnak1472 !! I in no way want to take credit away from him, as he is the writer behind this work. Go check him out !

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1999 - The Ulysses asteroid, containing the King in Yellow within, is shot by Stonehenge, a railgun array built in an attempt to protect the continent Usea from Ulysses.

As fragments of the asteroid begin to strike, one piece in particular strikes the hometown of Yellow 13. This fragment housed a piece of the King, known as Yellow, who becomes bonded to 13 - unbeknownst to him.

2004 - The Ulysses Impact Event, as it came to be called, hit Usea hard despite humanity's efforts. A refugee crisis and spiraling political tensions led to the Federal Republic of Erusea, 13's home country, to utilize Stonehenge to take over the continent. Now, 13 is stationed in the occupied city of San Salvacion, unaware of Yellow's presence.

That is until one day, when a newly physical Yellow stumbles his way into the bar and up to 13. Unable to speak, Yellow attempts to communicate with 13, to little success. But even so, they manage to come to some sort of understanding. Perhaps 13 feels something familiar about this stranger, perhaps he just trusts them.

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part one // part two // part three // part four // part five // part six

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MALEVOLENT AND ACE COMBAT CROSSOVER? Please excuse me while I go insane about this for the foreseeable future

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Sentry bot without arms just becomes a silly dude

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my brain stopped working

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Every time he falls down a hole I think of The Stanley Parable’s Nearly Infinite Hole and “the problem is, you like holes too much!” If I had a nickel for every time a yellow coded disembodied voice following a guy who falls into holes

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trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

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Sometimes I remember applying as an international student, that out of all these universities who were all about Diversity! Inclusivity! Yay! in their advertising, most wouldn’t allow me to write my name correctly to register for their websites because of letters that did not exist in the language. This is by no means discrimination but it feels like bare minimum to consider

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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

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4. Uno