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[darkmessiah2000]

[yanagikou]

Marine Meat Monday Special:

Old-lore Primarchs!

Fulgrim, the Seduced

This week, @tagedeszorns and I have decided to break with the tradition of MMM while also returning to the roots of Warhammer lore.

In one particularly interesting lore bit from the 1999 Chaos Codex, it is stated that Fulgrim did not pick up some random sword and got possessed, no. He joined Chaos because ole Horus seduced the heck out of him!

So, here is one part of our diptychon and the other you will find here:

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[ratbugs]

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Knit Toy Shrimp Free Knitting Patterns - Knitting Pattern

big shremp. . .

[kairosrhys]

Which one is your favourite? 🎨✨

[thatkoalatho]

just bros being bros, not a single heresy in sight.

art by me, selfie by Gulliman

[crapbirdphotography]

this might count as good bird photography, but i think the bird itself is sufficiently horrible

(great egret, fishing)

[pocketaimee]

So I finished Scars by Chris Wraight.

[nikiart]

Tarik for MMM

[departmentoloretorum]

Santa has once again returned to the North Pole, to be interred on his peppermint throne and judge the children of the world, kept alive by the sacrifice of 1,000 naughty kids every single day

There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of cookies and presents, and the laughter of a jolly old elf

[wervusindaart]

The book that changed me.

[gryffon]

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[yugirimistwalker]

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

[funboxsupreme]

[staringintodarkhole]

🦜

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

God I love this.

Firstly Curze's "Oh damn my shit boys are still around, getting up to nonsense? Well fuck" reaction after the Lion and Roboute and everyone is so certain he's behind the Night Lord invasion of Sotha.

But, secondly, when you read about that battle at Thramas in Prince of Crows, it reads as Curze just being insanely self-centered. Like the second Curze awakes from his coma, he has the Nightfall crash into a million Dark Angel and Night Lord ships because...he simply doesn't give a shit. He's just casually hits up Sevatar to demand they abandon all coherent battle plans to go board the Invincible Reason, meanwhile his crew is screaming and burning in the background. Then once they get to the Invincible Reason and shit goes sideways, he abandons the NLs. Again, it all reads as Curze being wildly self-absorbed and singleminded in a horrifically destructive way. He doesn't care what happens; he knows he's not gonna die and everybody else can go fuck themselves.

But this makes it seem like it wasn't just bland indifference, he was actively trying to kill his legion and that is so much funnier. Just wakes up from a coma in the middle of a void battle like "...welp today's the day, motherfuckers"

[spacerockband]

let’s get on mama’s last fucking nerve

not even exaggerating btw