That’s rough, buddy

He/him

[prince-zuko-offical]

Hey, I’m Zuko, I work with the avatar. My pronouns are he/him.

I’m a firebender, I used to be one of the bad guys but I got a better haircut and better values.

Don’t talk about my parents or my scar, I will burn you.

I DID IT @toph-offical happy now?

Mod is a minor and uses he/they/it pronouns :3

[demaparbat-hp]

Someone save Sokka

[torture-offical]

Psst, hey…

Can you replace @prince-zuko-offical’s coffee beans with dirt for me? I’d do it but this is funnier

@toph-offical

the deed is done. Luckily I had some lying around already from a scrapped torture idea (grow plants inside the client)

If prince zuko is reading this

Uh

enjoy your coffee

[toph-offical]

*Snort* Thanks

[prince-zuko-offical]

why. I don't. even drink coffee. I drink tea. Toph..

[stealingpotatoes]

My last girlfriend turned into the moon.

[prince-zuko-offical]

*blinks* ...is there a sokka offical yet

[moonyisnotonfire]

That's rough, buddy

[prince-zuko-offical]

my first girlfriend turned into the moon

…that’s rough, buddy.

[mean-girl-offical]

i need to do a heteronormavitive makeover for somone or imma freak

[toph-offical]

Anyone but me, thanks

[mean-girl-offical]

im 10 minutes from yassfiying yeew

[toph-offical]

Stay the fuck away from me

@prince-zuko-offical do something?? I’m not straight??? I’m going to maim someone again????

[prince-zuko-offical]

oh gods…

Kataara needs to get on here already so somebody else can deal with you 😔

[little-sister-offical]

As your older sister it's my job to teach you any swear words you may not already know, and how to get away with stuff :D

Ooh! Ooh! I know pretty baaad one already! I heard it from @olderbrother-offical ‘s room! Fuck!

[toph-offical]

I like your style, kid

[prince-zuko-offical]

uh oh

[slimemode]

[the-queen-of-geese]

Three types of people

[punky-beaver-offical]

I have a light switch next to my bed

[the-queen-of-geese]

Four types of people

[archangel-uriel-offical]

the four genders

[the-queen-of-geese]

Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony

[prince-zuko-offical]

@toph-offical I feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before..

[prince-zuko-offical]

*Plops down next to you*

Hey :]

@toph-offical

Hello.. *stares suspiciously*

what are you doing?

[toph-offical]

Ohhh nothing, just Sokka and Suki aggressively making out right next to me

You’re better company than… that, I’ll be honest

[prince-zuko-offical]

Again? I don’t think I’ve seen them more than 3 feet apart all day..

I’d say I’m honored, but the bar is pretty low

[toph-offical]

Shut up, ya big slob, it’s either them or you and let’s be real, there’s no good choice here

*Punches you in the arm, a little too hard. Definitely too hard*

[prince-zuko-offical]

what about Katara or Aang? Or Momo and Appa, they’re better company than anyone

geez- what was that for??

[toph-offical]

You’re a seerrrious whiner and I was hoping I could knock it out of you

…Okay fine you make fun company. I like to bully you

[prince-zuko-offical]

Hey, says the one complaining about everything

is that a… compliment? A poor one, but a compliment nonetheless

[prince-zuko-offical]

*Plops down next to you*

Hey :]

@toph-offical

Hello.. *stares suspiciously*

what are you doing?

[toph-offical]

Ohhh nothing, just Sokka and Suki aggressively making out right next to me

You’re better company than… that, I’ll be honest

[prince-zuko-offical]

Again? I don’t think I’ve seen them more than 3 feet apart all day..

I’d say I’m honored, but the bar is pretty low

[toph-offical]

Shut up, ya big slob, it’s either them or you and let’s be real, there’s no good choice here

*Punches you in the arm, a little too hard. Definitely too hard*

[prince-zuko-offical]

what about Katara or Aang? Or Momo and Appa, they’re better company than anyone

geez- what was that for??

[prince-zuko-offical]

*Plops down next to you*

Hey :]

@toph-offical

Hello.. *stares suspiciously*

what are you doing?

[toph-offical]

Ohhh nothing, just Sokka and Suki aggressively making out right next to me

You’re better company than… that, I’ll be honest

[prince-zuko-offical]

Again? I don’t think I’ve seen them more than 3 feet apart all day..

I’d say I’m honored, but the bar is pretty low

[prince-zuko-offical]

*Plops down next to you*

Hey :]

@toph-offical

Hello.. *stares suspiciously*

what are you doing?

[prince-zuko-offical]

Katara wanted me to tell you she and Aang went out to fuck around or whatever. Also Sokka’s going on a date

You’re stuck with me and Momo for a few hours :)

@toph-offical

*sigh* why is it always me..?

I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Sorta.

Hang on- Sokka has a date? Our Sokka? I thought that was impossible.

[toph-offical]

Ehhh he has the most rizz out of anyone here sooooooo

[prince-zuko-offical]

Hey, when I was in my prime ‘let’s kill the Avatar’ phase I had ‘rizz’ too

[prince-zuko-offical]

Katara wanted me to tell you she and Aang went out to fuck around or whatever. Also Sokka’s going on a date

You’re stuck with me and Momo for a few hours :)

@toph-offical

*sigh* why is it always me..?

I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Sorta.

Hang on- Sokka has a date? Our Sokka? I thought that was impossible.

[prince-zuko-offical]

I'm not kidding when I say that I shouted "Zuko!" When I saw your tumblr

@dragon-offical

Rest your vocal chords, shouting isn’t good for your throat

but also, it’s cool that people know who I am

or maybe it’s not… i don’t know

[prince-zuko-offical]

Momo just chomped my hand and I feel like it was a personal attack