Torture-offical

credit to @tidy-offical for being awesome sauce mod: @theplanz

[torture-offical]

Intro post

Need to torture someone? Are you a freak and want to be tortured? Are you okay with bruised arms? Well, I'm your entity! The living embodiment of torture!

What do we do here?

Simple! We torture people. Sometimes it's people who signed up, sometimes it's people who have been signed up, sometimes it's John, or sometimes it's random people who have no say whatsoever (quota)

Where can you find me?

My dungeon is located in the 4th layer of hell, between the demon hooters and the twitter headquarters, 2763000 kilometers below @factory-offical. However, I am currently in the process of temporarily moving services to @limbo-offical, due to renovations happening above us.

Want to assist me in torturing people?

Tough luck

I am currently wearing @evil-amulet-offical.

@tidy-offical is awesome sauce

Mod is @theplanz

[torture-offical]

probably going to leave this offical account behind

[dark-red-offical]

I'm everybody's favorite colour.

"But you're not my fav-"

I'M. EVERYBODY'S. FAVORITE. COLOUR.

/silly

OOC:

uhm HI I made a thing :3

Red's pronouns would be they/she, and my (mod's) pronouns are ve/she/they (in order please :3)

what do i say what do i say

Tags ig

@7-eleven-offical @satan-offical @sandofficial @homosexuality-offical @laciffo-natas @testosterone--offical @estrogen-officall @burning-britain-official @britain-offical @french-official @argon-offical @normal-offical @strawberry-offical @lesbian-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @snail-official @itsybitsyspider-official @james-offical @sleep-offical @walmart-the-official @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lemon-offical @pessimist-offical

[torture-offical]

Wouldn't you be maroon

[breadcrumb-offical]

im so hot

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m hotter

[breadcrumb-offical]

Tis not a competition

[evilpineapple-offical]

It is now

[breadcrumb-offical]

Yeah, but I was thrown into the sun 2 times. So technically I'm hotter

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well yeah but I am on fire

*is on fire. Why is the fire pink*

[breadcrumb-offical]

My ex wife used to call me her fireball because I was just that hot

[evilpineapple-offical]

And uhhh…

My mother and millions of people used to get me The Red One because I’m red

Ish

I’m actually pink but sssh

[breadcrumb-offical]

Yeah but I'm orange and that's the color of fire. Which is hot

[evilpineapple-offical]

Nuh uh my fire is pink

So

yeah :3

[breadcrumb-offical]

I also wear blue and that's the color of the hottest fires. Heh

[evilpineapple-offical]

and I wear red. And uh. Green. Um. Yeah

[breadcrumb-offical]

Heh! I win

[evilpineapple-offical]

NUH UH

@no-one-offical I’m hotter right

[no-one-offical]

You're hotter than the star I ate last night babe

[breadcrumb-offical]

[torture-offical]

Y'all gotta stop you're both cooling down

[delphiniumjoy]

Friends with benefits? Yes. The benefit is I have a friend.

[nurse-offical]

no gang cus how the FUCK do i get my notifications back on tumblr

[torture-offical]

You gotta go to apps > Tumblr > and renewable notifications (at least on Android the superior is)

If not, it might be some Tumblr settings.

Worst case scenario, uninstall and reinstall

[samatonin-deactivated20231101]

[beemojis]

k,

[221lesbiandconfused]

💋🥺👁️🅱️

Whatever that means

[hachi-10008]

™️😭🏳️‍🌈🔫

damn

[no-one-offical]

🥃🥝😔🤔

What

[chill-lesbian2013]

✨♾️❤️🤎

um what

[da-police-offical]

👏❤️🫙🤔

So... I catch a heart in a jar and am immensely confused on my valentines day? Is that it?

...

So, this is how I learned I'm apparently working on Valentine's.

[nurse-offical]

😭✋✋🏻❤️

uhhh

i mean it ends in love

but don’t wanna date

except..

rodric heffly 🙏

[torture-offical]

😭😎☹️📛

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever no which

[house-offical]

You get one question to figure it out

[torture-offical]

which one are you

[house-offical]

House. You are out of questions.

[torture-offical]

you didnt answer the question correctly.

i asked which one are you, now WHAT are you

chequemaid

[house-offical]

Bet you feel pretty stupid rn

[torture-offical]

gosh darn it, you got me there

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever no which

[house-offical]

You get one question to figure it out

[torture-offical]

which one are you

[house-offical]

House. You are out of questions.

[torture-offical]

you didnt answer the question correctly.

i asked which one are you, now WHAT are you

chequemaid

[un-official-river]

Join the un-official-verse today >:)

Join the un-official-verse!!!

Keep in mind that it must be formatted un-official-(...)

Also keep in mind that we're not here, we are here, you can see us, you can't see us.

You can hold us, you can't hold us,you can touch us but can't feel us

Unless we wish for you to feel us.

We are everywhere but no where.

We officially do not exist.

We are the un-official-verse.

satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @god-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @alastor-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @fanta-offical @inspector-javert-offical @eredin-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @i-am--fih-official @yearning--offical @breadcrumb-offical

[torture-offical]

i'd tell you it's offical but like the entire point of this is to not be offical so

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever no which

[house-offical]

You get one question to figure it out

[torture-offical]

which one are you

[de-activated-offical]

Read my mind. Read it! I dare you!!

[torture-offical]

oh god. oh Jesus. OH FUCK, EHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[fourth-wall-break-offical]

I'm sure it couldn't be too ba-

What The Fuck

[torture-offical]

Yeah you see it too right?

[fourth-wall-break-offical]

It's not normal, that's for sure.

Mod, quick. Go delete my memories

mmmm nopesies no i dont think i will :3

Who the fuc

Okay

[torture-offical]

J.A.R.V.I.S, forget allat.

[penny-offical]

Los centimos son mejores

(translation: Pennies are better)

Indeed they are.

[torture-offical]

Un aplauso al céntimo!!!!

[de-activated-offical]

Read my mind. Read it! I dare you!!

[torture-offical]

oh god. oh Jesus. OH FUCK, EHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[fourth-wall-break-offical]

I'm sure it couldn't be too ba-

What The Fuck

[torture-offical]

Yeah you see it too right?

[torture-offical]

Meow

meoowwww~ mreeoww~ meoowwww~ :3333 I mean uhh wanna burn and feel pain??? meow? :3

[de-activated-offical]

Read my mind. Read it! I dare you!!

[torture-offical]

oh god. oh Jesus. OH FUCK, EHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[yearning--offical]

i have recently found out that officals tag other officals in order to get noticed so here's my shot at that :)

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical

edit: i have more officals to tag now (there's a lot :3)

@femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @god-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @alastor-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @fanta-offical @gay-police-official @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @i-am--fih-official

[yearning--offical]

for the ones that didn't tag, here's a reblog with tags actually working!

@insecurity-offical @joke-explainer-offical @mr-clean-offical @mental-health-offical @mpreg-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @oldersibling-offical @pepsi-max-offical @queer-offical @registry-offical @seaflooroffical @storage-offical @scared-guy-offical @truth-teller-offical @torture-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @victorian-child-offical @wereboobs-offical @youtube-kid-offical