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[penelopemikos-blog]

Nah, that’s not true. You had some weird dudebro friendships going on there. I’m sure Zamir will pop back up and you guys can go back to making out regularly. Honestly, I think we should move to New Zealand and adopt a few dogs and live life middle-class and off the grid. 

[princealastair]

Oh shut up, have you seen Zamir’s beard? No one wants to kiss that. Yes, love, I’d like that very much, that sounds wonderful. New Zealand is where they filmed Lord of the Rings, yknow.

[rena-lupin-blog]

“Have they? …. I must seem so crazy, I’m sorry.” She shook her head in surprise at herself. “I didn’t even realize…”

[princealastair]

Only a little bit, don’t beat yourself up about it.

[zoeysonderburg-deactivated20170]

“Yeah, poor him. Unfortunately for a bunch of people, this different me doesn’t exist. How do you expect me to meet more people like him and don’t kill them? You’re the only one that will ever know it was me. And if you ever think on telling someone, I kill you too.”

[princealastair]

I think it does and you’re just scared to admit it or show it. Oh yeah? I’d like to see you try.

[aussiphi-deactivated20161009]

“I actually didn’t personally invite anyone to my wedding. My husband and I would rather it had been private but that’s impossible when you’re royalty. Look what ever the fuck your name is. Fuck off. Because frankly I don’t give a shit about what any of your idiots have to say or think about me. Because at the end of the day you’re a bitter son of a bitch and I’m fine and dandy. Now get the fuck out of my way.” She said rolling her eyes at whatever more he had to say.

[princealastair]

Don’t be dumb, when you’re royalty practically nothing is impossible. Unless you’re one of those fake royals of a country no one knows about, then yeah, there’s a lot they can’t do. I’m bitter? About what? You called me a son of a bitch and said ‘fuck’ like 5 times, sounds like you’re the bitter one.

[penelopemikos-blog]

Even more of who? The weird ones? Yeah, I know. I miss Athena and Dragan, man. Let’s hole up in my room until judgement day.

[princealastair]

Those two were pretty alright, yeah. I also miss... No I don’t miss anyone else, I was never close to anyone else, what am I talking about. Yes, let’s. I’ll bring snacks and drinks.

[aussiphi-deactivated20161009]

“I don’t know a ton of the people who went to my wedding,” she shrugged. “I’ve seen you around but I’ve never spoken to you in my life. I don’t even really remember your name…so I don’t get what your issue is.”

[princealastair]

Really? Your invite said it was an “intimate affair” yet you invited strangers? Guess it wasn’t that special to you then. It’s good that you don’t, keep my name out of your mouth. I don’t have any issues. You’ve just always annoyed the hell out of me. I think you do that to most residents of the castle.

[zoeysonderburg-deactivated20170]

“Yeah whatever. Oh, I killed him. He was ruining the bitch me.”

[princealastair]

That’s unfortunate, he seemed like a decent bloke. He wasn’t ruining you, just bringing out a different you. I hope you meet more people like him. You can’t keep killing them, though, that’s illegal even for us.

[aussiphi-deactivated20161009]

“What the fuck? I don’t even know you?” Seraphina said with a raised brow at the unfamiliar face.

[princealastair]

That’s funny, since we’ve lived under the same roof for the past 7 or 8 months and I’ve even been forced to attend your wedding.

[zoeysonderburg-deactivated20170]

“That’s exactly my point. You standing there without saying a thing.”

[princealastair]

That doesn’t mean I have something to say to you that I’m not saying to you, you self centered little brat. I thought you would’ve simmered down by now. Where’s your handler? The blonde boy with the green eyes. You’re softer around him.

[penelopemikos-blog]

You don’t realize how pale you are until you leave this place for a few weeks. God, I already miss the sun. How’re things fairing here in Vampire Land?

[princealastair]

Darling, there’s even more of them. I hate this. We should’ve never left Greece. Let’s go back before anyone notices, c’mon.

[hypnctics]

“Would you mind passing me that ??” 

[princealastair]

You’re going to have to be more specific.

[freyrisland-blog]

It’s a little too quiet out here.

[princealastair]

Play some music then. But, yknow. Through your own headphones.

[dorotealumijarvi]

“I’ve been playing through Arkham Asylum lately, so let me ask: If you could be any one of the Batman villains, who would it be?”

[princealastair]

I like that fellow in green, he’s the main big bad in that game, isn’t he? Or is it Joker? It’s always joker... I just remember in that game, don’t you have to find all these green question marks everywhere? Or something. I like that fellow in green, I’d like to be him.

[brytebaby]

“Is it really that obvious I’m lost?”

[princealastair]

Yes but by all means get yourself more lost and alone, it’s no skin off my nose.

[aussiphi-deactivated20161009]

“So my husbands crazy ex tried to kill me today..”

[princealastair]

How unfortunate that they didn’t succeed.

[aeronbaines-deactivated20160524]

“Did I fall asleep? Oops…”

[princealastair]

Yes, you behemoth. Hogging the best couch.

[rena-lupin-blog]

“I don’t mean to be rude, but that might be the worst idea I have heard in weeks.”

[princealastair]

I don’t mean to be rude, but I didn’t fucking say a thing to you. Whoever you were talking to must’ve left because you weren’t paying attention to them.