April Fools: Fart Questions
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Have there been any intense or serious moments when you needed to fart but had to hold it in?
Where was the most inappropriate place or moment where you've accidentally or purposely farted?
Have you ever farted too carelessly that it promoted into a shart instead?
If you could somehow imitate a song with your farts, what song would it be?
When was the first time you've farted around your partner or friends?
What do you think of farts?
Do you like farts or farting?
Your opinion(s) on fart jokes?
What was your longest fart?
What are your farts like in general? (Length, stink, volume, etc)
Was there a time you farted and you blamed someone else for it? Did people believe you?
When was a time that someone else farted and you got blamed instead?
Do you know how to cup a fart and throw it?
Is there someone you want to cup a fart and throw it at them? Who is it and why?
What have you done to try and hide your farts? Have they worked?
What's the longest time you've held in a farts and why?
What scents do you use to hide your farts?
Describe the funniest sounds your farts have ever made.
Have you ever choked from a fart? Or witnessed someone else choke on one?
Have you ever farted so hard that it caused your clothes or something else to shake?
Are you comfortable enough to fart around your friends?
Rank the farts in your social circle or your own farts.
Imagine fart sounds in the last YouTube video you've watched, what was it and how would the video have gone?
Have you ever spoken with someone and it's obvious that they're dying to fart and you're holding them back?
When was that time you had to hold it in and couldn't get relief because someone was talking to you/you had something important to finish in public?
Have you ever walked into a fart cloud?
Have others walked into your fart cloud?
What do you do in those moments when you fart under the blanket and it's trapped there? Do you get rid of it? Keep it trapped in there?
What do you eat/drink that makes you fart like a maniac?
What are your favourite fart sounds?
Have you ever ruined a moment with a fart?
Is there a moment where you wish you could ruin or enhance with a fart?
Are your farts strong enough to blow out a candle?
What terms do you use to call farts or the action of letting out a fart? Letting it rip? Cut the cheese? Pass gas? Wind? Something else?
Farting is a natural thing. Do you think people should do it more and without shame? Why or why not?
Has there been a time when you thought you were alone and farted but it turned out someone was there/someone came right around the corner?
What are your fart patterns?
What are your techniques to farting discreetly?
Was there a time you tried to be discreet but failed miserably?
Has there been a time when you had to hold in your laughter due to farts?
If you were to create music with your farts, how would it go?
What do your farts sound like?
What's your favourite place to fart?
Who do you know has the most amazing farts and why?
Do you have any merch related to farts?
Have you or anyone else accidentally farted during an intense moment?
Has something or someone made a sound similar to a fart and you think it's funny?
Has a fart ever gotten you/someone else in trouble?
Your thoughts/ratings on the different kinds of farts: odourless, wet, smell and frequent, etc. (Look up a list or make up your own)
Do you have a fart rival? (Someone to out-fart)
Has farting ever gotten you out of a sticky situation or put you into one?
Who would you challenge to a fart-off and why? Would you or your competitor(s) win?
Have you ever been so startled you let out a fart?
What kind of superpower would your farts grant you? (Ex: Laserfart is a hero who can fart out lasers)
If you could fart on a belonging of your menace, what would it be and why?
Describe your most rancid fart.
Has there been a time when a fart has helped you?
Any neat tricks you can do with your farts?
If you were to give your farts a color, what color would it be?
Write a fart haiku (or other type of poem).