death is coming

;3 https://linktr.ee/thepiedownthehall

[the-muppet-joker]

Like you KNOW Oscar the Grouch keep that pussy stanky

[the-muppet-joker]

Kermit just growled and leaned in close, squeezing possessively around my Member, and asked, "what exactly are you posting, my love? Remember, this hole can grow teeth any time" im sorry Alpha I'll never do it again

[the-muppet-joker]

Is it suddenly a crime to love your alpha as an omega?? Is it getting a little too freaky on the Muppet Sex Blog?? What did you expect to see when you came here?? You can't go to the devil's sacrament and scream when you see a ghoul

[medievaljournalist]

ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it

[grimoiremanifest]

situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

[grimoiremanifest]

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

[theconcealedweapon]

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[as-if-and-only-if]

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[thememedaddy]

[thebreakfastgenie]

I see this post all the time and I'm so confused. Most people throughout history were busier than your average resident of a developed country is now. My primary reaction to reading about the past since I was a child has been "I'm glad I don't live then, I'm too weak for that, I could not do that much work all the time."

[aphony-cree]

In the past things took longer to do but they often required a waiting period. You had to chop wood, put it in your stove, and light it, but it took a few hours for it to get hot enough for baking and then another hour for the bread to fully cook. History books will say things like "It took 4 hours to make a loaf of bread" but they don't mention that you only had to do actual work for a fraction of that time and the rest could be devoted to other tasks or relaxing for a while

Employee workload has doubled or tripled because of modern technology. It makes things faster but also creates less downtime which employers have filled with more responsibilities. You can do more work in a 10 minute period if all the files are on the computer but in the olden days you got to take a short walk to the filing cabinet and let your mind wander while you thumbed through folders, which means a modern 10 minutes of work is more mentally exhausting. The amount of work one employee has to do today used to be split between 2 or 3 people. We lost those moments of downtime we used to get by having to do things the slow way

[circusheart]

AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it

[theconcealedweapon]

[justsomeguycore]

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

[justsomeguycore]

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared

[katiknitt]

[silvergryphonart]

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[original-character-chaos]

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.

[aristyde]

we still make fun of u for the full darkness thing btw

do i know you

[thepiedownthehall]

[depsidase]

[crazy-brazilian]

[oracularcult]

laga dyga is an evil hag and she is going to Get you

[lizawithazed]

It took me way too long to figure out what it’s trying to say. I was just willing to accept “laga dyga” at face value.

[prince-atom]

Can’t read my, can’t read my pofa kerce