Prince is My Name, Hunting is the game

All hail Prince Humperdinck! I am the ruler of Florin. (Well once my Dad kicks the bucket) and soon to be ruler of the world. I am the best hunter to ever exist. #Beingmodest

[princehumpedinck]

Well, that was fun. Can someone come untie me.

[princehumpedinck]

So he lived,

Somehow. We are going to fight to the pain, (whatever that means). Lol. He's so dramatic! *sigh* Whoops! Wasn't paying attention, now I'm tied to a chair.

[fezzik-the-giant]

I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS! MY MEN ARE HERE, I AM HERE, BUT SOON… YOU WILL NOT BE HERE. THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOULS!!!

[princehumpedinck]

What?

[princehumpedinck]

So, She loves him...

They could of been so happy together. To bad I sucked the rest of his life out of him!! HAHAHAHAHA! Now she will marry me and die! I love when a plan falls into place! Lol!

[princehumpedinck]

Hahaha!

That silly girl thinks I'm going to send ships to find her Westley. Ha! He is in the zoo of death. I am brilliant!

[princehumpedinck]

Being in charge is so hard. Not only do I have to plan the wedding, but I have to come up with a new plan to star a war and kill my bride to be. I guess I’m just going to have to do it myself. No one understands. My life is so hard.

[princehumpedinck]

Hahaha! That idiot went through the fire swamp. We will wait on the other side for them. That is if they survive!

[ilovewestley]

If I come with you, will you promise not to hurt Westley?

[princehumpedinck]

May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.

[princehumpedinck]

Hahaha! That idiot went through the fire swap. We will wait on the other side for them. That is if they survive!

[princehumpedinck]

This is wrong

Something is wrong with my plan. We are hot on the trail of the kidnappers, but someone has interfered. (It is obvious by the tracks.) Why can't anything go my way. :(

[princehumpedinck]

Just sent some idiots to do my dirty work and kill my bride to be! Lol! Being a ruler is so hard! Gotta start a war with Guilder!