prince of fuckin things up

dont even try it hurts less wwhen you fail ((Independent roleplay blog for Eridan Ampora. Please read his about page! No art used is mine unless stated otherwise!))

[princessofkindness-deactivated2]

Whaddya need, princeofregret?

[princessofkindness-deactivated2]

2hort liife2pan, low on the 2y2tem but cool power2. ehehehe, 2ound2 liike 2omethiing out of 2tar trek wiith the planet and everythiing. diid a creepy guy dre22ed iin black and 2urrounded by whiite armored humanoiid thiing2 come for you all? okay iif you were royalty and ba2iically actiing liike a giiant tool, then ii dont blame aliien me for gettiing on your ca2e about iit. ii hate that. flu2hcru2h… the word cru2h 2ugge2t2 romantiic feeliing2 2o iim goiing two tran2late that a2 ‘aliien me 2tole your giirlfriiend’. damn… iim iire2ii2iible all over thii2 uniiver2e. and 2orry two hear that ii gue22? people get pretty pii22y over romance cour2e, iive never been on that 2iide of thiing2 2o ii wouldnt know.

[princeofregret-blog]

pretty much an no but i do knoww wwhat youre referencin darth wwhatevver right that wwas in one a kankris speeches once about howw humans are problematic i zoned out half wway through ill admit but i digress yeah that pretty much sums up wwho i wwas an am honestly i mean if youvve got it may as wwell flaunt it just less so noww oh right human terms my uh platonic soulmate that i wwas kinda in lovve wwith he stole her from me an i guess wwhatevver makes her happy but it still really pissed me off she wwas kind a my evverythin an noww she hates me an is hoppin all ovver this pretty neww wworld wwe havve wwith him an hasnt spoken to me in swweeps so yeah betrayal an all that

[kriemi]

I UNDERSTAND. BUT I REALLY SHOULDN’T START THINKING ABOUT THOSE TOPICS. FOR VARIOUS REASONS. AND IT SEEMS TO RELEVANT TODAY SO I MAY ADD I AM NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT DRUGS EITHER. IT’S NOT AS BAD AS THE OTHER THINGS BUT BAD ENOUGH.

[princeofregret-blog]

alright if i evver start bringin anythin like that up cut me off immediately an shut me up spray me wwith vvinegar or somethin i dunno an dont wworry about that im uncomfortable wwith drugs too

[princeofregret-blog]

oh fuck im so sorry should i piss off or somethin then i swwear i didnt mean to maybe i should stop talkin noww

[kriemi]

IT’S OKAY LET’S JUST AGREE TO KEEP ANYTHING RELATED TO TORTURE, PUNISHMENTS AND IMMORTALITY OUT OF OUR CONVERSATIONS. I THINK THAT WILL COVER THE MOST PARTS.

[princeofregret-blog]

oh okay im sorry ill try thats about 99% a wwhat i complain about but ill do my best to not be a shit friend to you

[princeofregret-blog]

oh uh alright im sorry if i had anythin to do wwith it are you goin to be okay

[kriemi]

YOU DIDN’T KNOW. I DON’T BLAME YOU. YOU JUST STUMBLED UPON WHAT KANKRI WOULD CALL A TRIGGER. BUT I’M OKAY NOW. MY MOIRAIL IS STAYING WITH ME FOR A FEW WEEKS AND KEEPS AN EYE ON ME.

[princeofregret-blog]

oh fuck im so sorry should i piss off or somethin then i swwear i didnt mean to maybe i should stop talkin noww

[princeofregret-blog]

breakdowwn ??? i feel like i should be concerned wwhat did i miss

[kriemi]

I THINK IT’S BETTER IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE DETAILS. IT ALREADY CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAW ME LIKE THAT.

[princeofregret-blog]

oh uh alright im sorry if i had anythin to do wwith it are you goin to be okay

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell yeah i mean you wwere surprisinly nice to me so (im positivve you arent but wwell just havve to agree to disagree)

[kriemi]

WELL ASIDE FROM THE BREAKDOWN I HAD I DON’T HAVE MANY REASONS TO NOT BE NICE TO YOU. I GUESS.

[princeofregret-blog]

breakdowwn ??? i feel like i should be concerned wwhat did i miss

[kriemi]

princeofregret replied to your post “I FUCKED UP AGAIN I SHOULD GIVE UP ON TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS. NO ONE…”

does that make me no one or (an youre not terrible)

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS?

(I AM SURE I AM)

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell yeah i mean you wwere surprisinly nice to me so (im positivve you arent but wwell just havve to agree to disagree)

[vampiregerards]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell tonight has been awwful for my emotions wwho wwants to talk

[princessofkindness-deactivated2]

Whaddya need, princeofregret?

[princessofkindness-deactivated2]

oh okay 2o iit2 a riich/poor diiviide only iin aliien term2 wiith blood iin2tead of money. and aliien me ii2 practiically bottom of the barrel… yup defiiniitely prefer thii2 human liife.  dont worry, iive not met another ver2iion of my2elf yet 2o iive got no one two tell. why diid you and hiim not get along? ii dont blame you cau2e iim apparently a douche no matter what ii am.

[princeofregret-blog]

practically only it has to do wwith lifespans an if youre seen as deservvin a life or not its kinda fucked up honestly but its howw things wwere on alternia glad that planets dead noww evven though i wwas royalty there an am spit-on wworthy here alright good though eh a lot a reasons  one i wwas really hemoist wwhen wwe first met so i wwas kinda an asshole to him twwo he stole my flushcrush that wwas definitely a big one

[princeofregret-blog]

[viergevert-blog]

You Mix Up Cause And Effect  I Think Anyway 

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell maybe i do im kinda shit at tellin wwhat came first

[princeofregret-blog]

okay then it confused me a lot honestly i had no idea wwhat you wwere goin on about

[kriemi]

JUST USING THE SITUATION TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID. I KNOW YOU AREN’T TRYING TO GET MY COORDINATES.

[princeofregret-blog]

oh alright i wwas just lost for a second there like caught me off guard

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell yeah but they tend to go hand in hand at least in my experience 

[viergevert-blog]

Ngh  Depression Is A Mental Inhibition  Pessimism Is A Habit

[princeofregret-blog]

pessimistic behavviors lead to depression wwhen you see no upside to your life or doin anythin wwith it because evverythin goes wwrong you givve up you dont leavve your coon or evven turn on the lights in the evvenin you dont find a point to cookin since evverythin you make turns out disgustin or not howw you wwanted it an you just keep thinkin wwhy doesnt anythin turn out right for me is it punishment for existin wwhat did i evven do wwrong that is wwhat i meant wwhen i said they go hand in hand because wwhen youre a pessimist for long enough it tends to completely wware on your mental state until youre questionin if you evven deservve to exist in the first place sorry for the longass argument i just i dont knoww

[viergevert-blog]

Its Not Exactly That Im An Optimist  I Would Just Never Be Consumed By Pessimism  Thats All 

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell lucky you some a us are just more easily depressed i guess

[viergevert-blog]

Being Pessimistic And Being Depressed Are Not The Same

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell yeah but they tend to go hand in hand at least in my experience 

[princeofregret-blog]

??? wwant in wwhat wway because youvve lost me

[kriemi]

I’M SORRY, IGNORE ME THINGS LIKE THAT JUST SLIP SOMETIMES

[princeofregret-blog]

okay then it confused me a lot honestly i had no idea wwhat you wwere goin on about

[viergevert-blog]

Its Not Exactly That Im An Optimist  I Would Just Never Be Consumed By Pessimism  Thats All 

[princeofregret-blog]

wwell lucky you some a us are just more easily depressed i guess