worlds worst homestuck alter

Dave 22 He/it

[princesknightofblood]

i guess ill make an introduction and warning to anyone who stumbles across my account.

Dave Strider fictive

body is 22 but i tend to age slide

im proship or whatever you wanna call it i post a lot about stridercest specifically dirkdave and i love fictional incest i also really enjoy gore so, beware i might reblog some graphic images. this is my weird psychosexual kink blog basically. but i also vent a lot. im fine and i wont kill myself despite anything i say here. enter with caution

MDNI obviously if you are a minor interacting with my account I will block you also uhhh i dont like it when people talk to me like im just a character. or like. asking me about my thoughts on homestuck as a comic or on characters. it makes me feel weird. you will be bullied by me if you do this.

im taken please do not flirt with me or talk to me romantically or sexually you will be blocked instantly. Platonic interactions with other hs alters are heavily appreciated. ok yeah thats it

back-up account @princesknightofblood2

[princesknightofblood]

this account will be abandoned as im somewhere else now. fuck this stupid email.

[fuckedelf]

No longer allowed to operate heavy machinery cuz I keep getting distracted thinking about porno situations

[badshipshitblog]

dave & rose carefully keep expressions of affection/vulnerability to an ironically detatched level, which makes them way more intimate with each other than anyone else but also lets them come at difficult emotions sideways. to some extent rose thinks of dave as hers, so when dave slips into more genuine vulnerability she thinks of it as "correct" and won't be overwhelmed if she can still deflect to some degree. were she to actually break down sobbing in dave's arms she would be humiliated and run away to a bar to get drunk & have unsatisfying sex with some pushy person until she felt bad/punished/evil enough to recalibrate her mean voice. climbs into bed behind dave at 3 in the morning smelling like her mom used to and dave (waiting up for her this whole time but pretending to sleep) can't even turn around to hug her. but in the morning they wake up pressed together and dave says "brush your teeth it smells like something died in there" and rose smiles

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[dogpuppy]

[dawatcher]

[weirdsatellites]

Update #6040 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI)

1. Lemurian Couchfuckers 2. Shattered Tower of Artifacts

[guiltfactory-moved]

[unplaces]

CA-162, Orland, California.

[princesknightofblood]

We went out tonight so I'm updating you, our legs kinda hurt and our ears are ringing from loud music. I toooold him not to go but.. yknow how it gets. You don't know me much, I talked to you ages ago. It's Kanai. I'll just start using K for short. We hope you're doing alright.

- K

i understand. our host tends to go out even if we dont feel well and we usually have the same problems by the end of the night. get some rest man and get yourself something to eat soon.

were doing ok for the most part. went to an interview today. i fucking pray we get this job. ill know by monday or tuesday. ill update the tags for your name. i always put anon at the end and i feel kinda bad. like you guys arent some anonymous people to me. youre my friend. but yeah. please eat and stay safe and healthy and shit. i think we might head back to bed.

[sharpenededges]

[daveymaybe]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[newyorkkiss]

HELLS GATE REDUX by TIM COGHLAN (2022)

[solitarycam]

Denmark