average strilonde fan

daverose shippers, aka everyone who's read homestuck, he/they (tme)

[strilondecester]

hi it's @badshipshitblog i got termed for lalondecesting too hard. i'll be recovering my old posts here. this blog is for incest shipping and contains adult content that i obvs don't condone irl!

[gothicbloodlover]

That feeling when your dad-husband is dead and your sister-girlfriend got one taste of someone else's pussy and immediately became a fucking cop...

[strilondecester]

best emotional thread to pull on is "your child wants to fuck you because you're a bad parent"

[strldercestuous]

the prince and his knight

[nsectloop]

[leonbutchkennedy]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about incest on the internet

[clkl-repository]

[nsectloop]

ooo if ur still taking requests: plz can u draw dave feeling nervous around rose? ur art is so gorgeous and a huge inspiration to me

[thevaultlmao]

Hmmm. Alphacest where Dave stops abusing substances and stops getting drunk at parties because he learns the hard way that Dirk will take advantage of that when he gets home. Accepting party favors doesn't feel as light and enjoyable if you know exactly where you'll be tomorrow when it starts to wear off.

There are so many fun ways that Dave could find out about this too. He could wake up on the couch with Dirk sitting next to him a few too many times and start to get suspicious. He could wake up naked in Dirk's bed with Dirk's body still wrapped around him. He could find a video of Dirk sucking him off while he's too drunk to even form a coherent sentence or think to push Dirk away. The possibilities are endless. Dave will never know if he actually consented to whatever he did with Dirk. Surely not, right? That's his little bro; Dave doesn't want to fuck his little bro. Dave can never ask Dirk though, since he's too afraid of what the answer would be (and if it would be the truth or a lie). Either Dirk is an opportunity rapist or Dave is a predator when drunk. Dave doesn't know which explanation is better.

[breathtaking-magnanimity]

[tgirl-sangkuriang]

[emrakulsstrongestkitty]

Mommy said it's praxis when she touches me

[badshipshitblog]

the best part of a jotajosu fic is when josuke's like wait u have a wife and daughter?? the best part of a jotalyne fic is when jolyne's like wait u played dad to a bunch of kids while ignoring me??

[daverose]

they love each other a lot

[nsectloop]

Since you’re taking requests could you possibly maybe draw more alpha daverose… they drive me crazy

[envie12345]

daverose is the elephant in the room of the homestuck fandom. we’ve all seen the way they flirt with each other. we’ve all sensed their tension, their codependency. hell, we’ve all imagined rose forcing dave to lick maple syrup off her toes. and yet no one will address it

[turntechdersehead]

licks your dersecest

[strilondecester]

i genuinely do think everyone with an interest in the epilogues should read family never ends. ipgd wrote/contributed to both, they have similar approaches to mocking fandom tropes, and i am positive that dirk will try to (either metaphorically or literally) rape dave by the end of beyond canon