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When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

recyclemore-bitchless

Dude. Family life on point.

ehghtyseven

princess-khutulun

jensen ackles | jibcon 6 2015 ↳ [photo credit]

thedesilog-deactivated20191111

being referred to here is uk’s slavery abolition act of 1833

thedarkestlovee

“Get over it!” “We’re all human!” “My great great grandfather was a nice slave owner!”

notablyindigo

This is only one piece of a brilliant argument Dr. Shashi Tharoor (MP) made to support the notion that the British government owes reparations to India and the rest of its former colonies. You owe it to yourself to watch the whole thing. It’s full of zingers like this one.

wangpatang

“your generation is obsessed with instant gratification” mom you freak the fuck out and stomp out of a restaurant when you wait more than 15 minutes for your food

aphony-cree

My parents said the same thing about my generation because we grew up with microwaves and dishwashers instead of having to do chores the slower way.

My grandparents said the same thing about my parents’ generation because they grew up with radios and televisions instead of having to find other ways to entertain themselves.

Every generation wants instant gratification, that’s why these devices keep getting invented.