mamaqueen

mother to the beautiful Heidi. nobody likes you when you're 23.

[lilliancuda]

[fruitloopdingusss-deactivated20]

Lmao at people in the tag implying Liz deserves to win over anyone .... Uhhhhhhhhhh what're you smoking and where can I get some fam?

[jmac-bb17]

Johnny Mac Memorable Quotes

“Grimace is probably the most expendable of the McDonald’s crew.”

“Hey everybody, it’s time for the Fish Taco Ceremony.”

Meg: I just feel like such a cow today.

John: You wanna eat grass?

“I’m waiting for the Drew Carey ‘Price is Right’ takeover. I want to win a car!”

“My favorite kinds of vetos are the ones that are used to save me. ”

“If you guys mess up this gravy train, there is going to be HELL to pay!”

“Don’t play gay chicken with me Steve”

Johnny Mac describing what it’s like on the outside: There’s probably dragons, and lobsters, and a carousel. There’s a carousel that goes around, and there’s a crazy old guy on it and he smells funny.

Big Brother: You are not allowed to talk about production.

Johnny Mac: Wow, I was on to something.

[princessbabymama]

Missing bae already.

[themuggledancer]

But seriously casting did a seriously good job on casting the women this year!

STRONG WOMEN 

CONFIDENT WOMEN

FUNNY WOMEN

STRATEGIC WOMEN

ENTERTAINING WOMEN…

WOMEN WHO CARRY THE MEN IN THEIR ALLIANCES

WOMEN WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENED TO… BUT LEFT HANGING

WOMEN WHO CAUSE CHAOS

The women really gave the men a run for their money this year

[2girl1cup-deactivated20140602]

[kriegp-deactivated20180319]

戦場の女神樣 |  Refoca

*permission was granted by the artist to reprint their works.

[princessbabymama]

Wow I'm bored.

[2pvnk4u-deactivated20150106]

[datdisneydoe14]

[05am]

[herzspalter]

A little story about my cat.

These were originally slightly animated gifs, but tumblr butchered the quality, so I can only present them to you as stills.

[veidolon]

[liquidcatt]

what a strange cat

[fencer-x]

that’s not a cat. it let you pet its belly without biting.

dogs like rolling over on their back. maybe dog??

[zekedms]

Look at this weird dog.

[toni-hiatus]

Ahh but look at how sleek he is. A lizard, maybe?

[untrustyou]

Peter Happel Christian

[l3reezer]

Discover Pokémon in the Real World with Pokémon GO!

Get ready for an all-new Pokémon experience! Pokémon GO opens a universe of Pokémon to find, catch, trade, and battle on your iPhone or Android device! With Pokémon GO, you’ll discover Pokémon in a whole new world—your own! Pokémon GO will use real location information to allow players to experience catching, trading, and battling Pokémon. 

[tentacles-and-stardust]

::Røyke Drage::   Photos By:: Matthew Lalor (LLF) Photo Edits, MUA, Horns, Model:: Luna Le Fey Crochet Harness and Face Chain:: Regalia Designs http://regaliadesigns.com/

[niivs-nook]

How absolutely lovely!

[torreymerrittphotography]

[teachingliteracy]